I've had a cold now, for, um, maybe 4-5 days. On day 2, I shared it with hubby (hey, that's wives are for), who promptly did what husbands do -- that is, corrupt what I gave him, and made something else with it. Then, being the kind, considerate, sharing man he is, he gave it back to me in it's new, more violent form.
Yesterday I was feeling fairly decent. Today? Oooowwwie, owie, my chest is killing me. My nose has cement plugs. My cough sounds like something from intensive care units.
Just shoot me.