*snuffles like a wombat*
Q. What do you do with a Wombat?
A. Play Wom!!!!
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OK, I'm very sorry about that. I'm at work with people who aren't very funny. And even though that terrible joke wasn't very funny, I had to inject a little humour into my day.
You know, It's surprising how much mess shredded paper makes. You get all these little shredded bits all over the place, not to mention near lethal "paper dust" i.e. those little fine particles of shredded paper in the air. Sort of like dust, but more abrasive.
I feel sicker than I did a couple of days ago *pouts*. I keep hacking my lungs up and all that. Frankly, it's quite disgusting. My throat hurts (getting worse). Mucous *shudders*. May not live through the day.....OK, that was more melodrama than even I can handle.
Watched this movie last night...Pornography: The Musical. Not really sure what to say about it, actually. The girls in it couldn't sing to save their lives (but really, when would it?) and I sincerely hope that they are much better at their jobs than they are at singing....'Cos if not, *shudders* I loathe to think about what the "Adult Entertainment" industry will come to.
It's surprisingly warm today. I suppose spring has sprung....Finally. Now I just have to face bout after bout of hideous hayfever. Ick. Aside from that, though, Spring is rather quite pleasant....Little birds and bees, nice (but stinky) flowers, green trees....Amorous animals (and people, YIFF!). *Sighs*.
Lucky mating animals, lol. Poor me...All on my yiffy lonesome ;-)
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*voice over guy*
Will our beloved writer overcome hir illness?
Will sie survive through terrible, deadly hayfever?
Will our star find a mate??
Tune in next time for more semi-entertaining, though mostly boring tales on LIVE JOURNAL!!!!!
A. Play Wom!!!!
******************************
OK, I'm very sorry about that. I'm at work with people who aren't very funny. And even though that terrible joke wasn't very funny, I had to inject a little humour into my day.
You know, It's surprising how much mess shredded paper makes. You get all these little shredded bits all over the place, not to mention near lethal "paper dust" i.e. those little fine particles of shredded paper in the air. Sort of like dust, but more abrasive.
I feel sicker than I did a couple of days ago *pouts*. I keep hacking my lungs up and all that. Frankly, it's quite disgusting. My throat hurts (getting worse). Mucous *shudders*. May not live through the day.....OK, that was more melodrama than even I can handle.
Watched this movie last night...Pornography: The Musical. Not really sure what to say about it, actually. The girls in it couldn't sing to save their lives (but really, when would it?) and I sincerely hope that they are much better at their jobs than they are at singing....'Cos if not, *shudders* I loathe to think about what the "Adult Entertainment" industry will come to.
It's surprisingly warm today. I suppose spring has sprung....Finally. Now I just have to face bout after bout of hideous hayfever. Ick. Aside from that, though, Spring is rather quite pleasant....Little birds and bees, nice (but stinky) flowers, green trees....Amorous animals (and people, YIFF!). *Sighs*.
Lucky mating animals, lol. Poor me...All on my yiffy lonesome ;-)
****************************************
*voice over guy*
Will our beloved writer overcome hir illness?
Will sie survive through terrible, deadly hayfever?
Will our star find a mate??
Tune in next time for more semi-entertaining, though mostly boring tales on LIVE JOURNAL!!!!!