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Oi veh.

Where do I start?

Yesterday was REALLY uneventful. I woke up, went for a walk (as you do) then just chilled out until it was time for soccer training, which, for once in my little life I was looking forward to.

There's this girl on my soccer team who we shall call Bluesox. I'm fairly sure she's straight (bummer) but that's not really important at the moment. Anyhow, what I was going to say was that she has reeeaaaallly good legs. *pouts* I almost wish I had her legs...on her...with me. *shakes head of all inappropriate thoughts*

I don't know why that was even relevent, but I'll leave it in here. It's filler.

After soccer training, I went home and settled in to watch my new favourite TV show, The L word. Damn that's the best show. I almost regret saying that it's better than Queer as folk, but it totally had to be said. And Shane (The L word) is so hot. *ahem*

Then I just sat around and pretty much pondered the meaning of life and my place in the universe. I guess I, like everyone else, am just a microscopic blip on the ginormous radar screen of life. Wow. That was oddly profound for someone of my mental calibre. I should probably write that down some place. *scribbles furiously on paper*
I guess I'll continue to be a tiny dot on that huge radar screen until I do something either really uniquely dumbass, or something really noble. Omg. I'm destined to be an insignificant little dot forever.

Well. Then I couldn't sleep (surprise surprise) so I watched a completely fascinating movie (sarcasm) called Amy's Orgasm. Oh for Pete's sake! Get your mind out of the gutter!! It wasn't so much about a physical orgasm, but a mental one (if I just knew how that worked, then I'd be all set!!)

After two movies, four documentaries (gotta love those aminals, lol), lots of cartoons and hundreds (hyperbole) of film clips, it was 7:00 am and I decided to get some sleep.

I woke up at @ in the afternoon, watched copious amounts of TV and that pretty much brings us right up to now.

So I hope you've enjoyed yourselves with my pathetically boring journal entry.....and I also hope you'll tune in next time.

'OO ROO!!! (aussie for goodbye)