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AARDVARK
1) One who indulges in cocaine
2) To get hit in the head i.e “He got Aardvarked” (Falcon)
FABLOOGER
1) A man who thinks he's a ninja and as a ninja he must dress appropriately, however he doesn't know what a ninja dresses like. "Of course I'm wearing a full length swimsuit and a fireman's hat - I'm a ninja, stupid!"
IAGO
1) Villain from Shakespeare's Othello.
2) Anyone who conspires behind the backs of and manipulates others.
3) Jafar's parrot from Aladdin, voiced by Gilbert Godfried.
E.G “Dude's a bit of an Iago; he switches his story depending on who he's talking to.
KABBALAH
1) When someone rips you off i.e “I just got Kabbalahed”