One last thing...

 
I ganked this from alex51324 . 

It really is quite good, even though it's from The Onion. Not usually a fan, but it's quite the thing. It's about God holding a press conference post September 11th. Read the whole way through and pay attention to the last line. Quite moving.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule,222/