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hrm

where to start?

i'm gonna be a parent!! lol, not biologically. my g/f's getting two ferrets on saturday and she wants me to be their daddy. i willingly accepted. they'll need a male influence, lol.

good lord, lol, raven listened to my voice mail message (i nearly said voice box message) and said that it was the dykey-est thing she'd ever heard. it does sound pretty "interesting"...."hey dude, this is shane. i'm not here right nw, but leave me a message and i'll get back to you....so yeah. bye"...but with more "um"s and "ah"s....and said in a pseudo-guy voice.

i've always thought that my voice sounds manly in my head, but on tape, it sounds like this girl's voice. her name's kate...i was friends with her sister elise. any how...my voice could be deeper...or something.

i've always had this thing where i go into a shop to buy something, pay for it and hear "thanks" coming out as a guy's voice. oh, if only.

moving on.

i went to work yesterday and for the first 4 hours, did fuck all. sadly, the last two were spent in the blistering heat helping with open houses. i'm and office admin person!! office being the operative word there. goddammit! next week i'll apparently be holding the fort while everyone's busy...yay!

well, i guess that's it then. oo roo.