Sorry for splitting hairs...
OK. I've heard two things tonight about Australian animals that just drive me insane.
1. Koala bear.
Not a bear - nearest relative is the wombat. One can tell by they flattish heads, pointy claws and cute noses.
2. Duck-billed Platypus.
Is there any other kind? I mean, really. If you can find me a non-duck-billed (too many dashes) Platypus, then I'll eat my hat. Or your hat...Whichever the phrase is.
Honestly.
Anyway, enough about my bitching...Though seriously, some people *rolls eyes*
Here's an awful joke that belongs in my awful joke entry:
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
That reminds me of those hilarious (to me) stick jokes:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What's brown, sticky and is found in a German forest?
A. A schtick.
Yep. My work here is done.
1. Koala bear.
Not a bear - nearest relative is the wombat. One can tell by they flattish heads, pointy claws and cute noses.
2. Duck-billed Platypus.
Is there any other kind? I mean, really. If you can find me a non-duck-billed (too many dashes) Platypus, then I'll eat my hat. Or your hat...Whichever the phrase is.
Honestly.
Anyway, enough about my bitching...Though seriously, some people *rolls eyes*
Here's an awful joke that belongs in my awful joke entry:
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
That reminds me of those hilarious (to me) stick jokes:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What's brown, sticky and is found in a German forest?
A. A schtick.
Yep. My work here is done.