Sorry for splitting hairs...

 OK. I've heard two things tonight about Australian animals that just drive me insane. 

1. Koala bear.
Not a bear - nearest relative is the wombat. One can tell by they flattish heads, pointy claws and cute noses.

2. Duck-billed Platypus.
Is there any other kind? I mean, really. If you can find me a non-duck-billed (too many dashes) Platypus, then I'll eat my hat. Or your hat...Whichever the phrase is.

Honestly. 

Anyway, enough about my bitching...Though seriously, some people *rolls eyes*

Here's an awful joke that belongs in my awful joke entry:

Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot. 

That reminds me of those hilarious (to me) stick jokes:

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. What's brown, sticky and is found in a German forest?
A. A schtick.

Yep. My work here is done.