OK, so it's a joke...I'm sorry.

 
You know, I was speaking with this guy today - totally off topic - and we got to talking about relationships and love and this and that.

Now, let me just throw this in here; I'm not one who is easily shocked, you know? But I was totally thrown for a loop with this guy.

The guy's nattering away and I'm nattering back and he says to me, "you know, it's odd that we're having this conversation right now"

And I said, "yeah? Why's that?"

He went on and said, "well, the fact is, I'm in love".

I raised my eyebrows, "you're in love?"

"Absolutely I am" he says to me.

I was going to congratulate the bloke on this love of his, but he kept talking, "thing is, though, it's a bit complicated".

"Why's that?"

"Well," he continues, "I'm in love with two school bags".

Now at this point, I don't know what to say or where to look...But I said to him, "dude, are you sure? I mean...Everyone has their own proclivities and let your freak flag fly and all that...But...Dude! A school bag?!"

And he goes, "Two school bags, but it doesn't matter what anyone says to me...I'm coming out about it - I'm bisatchel".