Writer's Block: The Final Frontier

A world without Star Trek would make me a very, very happy camper....Except that I couldn't annoy my mother with stupid debates like "Picard Vs. Kirk". My answer is always Picard. It never has anything to do with who I believe is genuinely a better captain...It has to do with the fact that I hate William Shatner.

P.S. This actually belongs in the entry prior to this, but I forgot to put it in because I'm a moron. Remember when I had that gut bug that I didn't know what it was? Well it was Shigellosis. Look up "Shigella" and prepare to be terrified.