a quiz stolen from Era, who stole it from Pebbles....
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Whatever is on a Caesar salad, lol.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. KFC.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Chili's
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: None, lol, welcome to Australia.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Tea and toast.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Cheeeeeese and pepperoni.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Margerine....Or peanut butter. But never both.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: OMG. A picture of Lucius Malfoy *blushes*
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Three and one that doesn't work...So four.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Righty
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My soul...I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Knowingly?? Long time ago. But I really should go to the dentist again.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. The big, full plastic crate we have of dogfood...*rubs back*
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. By alcohol, plenty of times.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Sure, it'd give me more procrastination time.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Dr. McCool.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I doubt it...If anything, driven more people to kill themselves, lol.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Of course.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Fuck, I'd do it for free...
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Hmm...I kind of like them...But they're not essential to writing...And if I had $200,000 I oculd leave the country.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I'd try but fail...Or say yes and start another blog ;)
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Nope...But I know someone who would.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Yep.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Never saw it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood and lino everywhere but my room, which has carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Unless I'm sick or really drunk.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I think I'd be terrible to live with, so to protect any future roommates, I'd say no.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Uh, one. (Era, three??!)
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Long time ago.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Be happy.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: God, I don't know.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Remotely, or up close?? 'Liza in person and Era via LJ.
Q: Last person who called u?
A: Some bitch who was supposed to organize an interview with me...But didn't. Whatever, I don't need a job that badly.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: 'Liza...The last oerson who hugged me, however, was my mother.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 3, 4 and 7.
Q: Season?
A: Winter and Autumn
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Not really.
Q: Mood?
A: Bored and starved of inspiration.
Q: Listening to?
A: SVU in the loungeroom....Not a new band, just what's on TV.
Q: Watching?
A: The lollipop stick I'm chewing on...Heh, oral fixation.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Finding a job.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom...
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Get this fucking fic done!!! Lol, I know, geek.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: An Awfully Big Adventure. It's an Alan Rickman movie. I heart him.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I wouldn't say I'm an overly smiley person. Actually, I'd say I'm a rather scowly person.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Sure...Especially if I want something from you ;)