Food for thought...
I don't know why I thought of this just now, but I did. Bear with me...
Let's say the inevitable has finally happened. You've died. It's tragic, but it's happened and now you're dead and in heaven - just go with it. So you're standing there, all dead and in heaven, and God comes up to you in his white and bearded glory (because to me, God looks just like Jesus, but bigger), and he says something to you. What does he say??
I always figured he'd say to me one of three things...Or all three things...
1) Who the fuck are you?
2) You're bleeding on the carpet...
3) Uh oh...You don't belong here.
Let's say the inevitable has finally happened. You've died. It's tragic, but it's happened and now you're dead and in heaven - just go with it. So you're standing there, all dead and in heaven, and God comes up to you in his white and bearded glory (because to me, God looks just like Jesus, but bigger), and he says something to you. What does he say??
I always figured he'd say to me one of three things...Or all three things...
1) Who the fuck are you?
2) You're bleeding on the carpet...
3) Uh oh...You don't belong here.