Welcome to my oddball life.

There's a guy on the phone right now who's trying to sell himself as a "model"..."You'd love to see a naked guy", Yeah I don't think so. Talking himself up - "I'm 6ft whatever, blone hair, blue eyes, pretty muscular, so I'm hot."...I believe the word "hung" was floating around too.

He's not a model, he's a stripper/escort. How tragic... 

And how the hell he managed to call the office, I will never know.

Decided to let the poor lad go through his speil and then let him go...Was going to hang up on him, but that's mean...



I think these things only happen to me.