*yawns and whines*
So yeah, I was at work on Saturday, as per usual, and that night, which I'd totally forgotten about was my soccer presentation night. I got my 10 year service *squee*. Man, it only took me ten damn years to get the freaking thing, lol.
Then, upon my recieving that oh so prestigious award, I proceeded to drink. Heavily. Much more heavily than usual. I mean, I drank enough that it reacted with my medication and caused me to have a whole body hangover, rather than the stomach hangovers I usually get.
To give you a good idea of what it was like, on Sunday arvo, after a particularly greasy lunch, I had to go wash down the side of my mother's car that I may or may not have thrown up on. Attractive, no?
No matter, I'm alive with one and a bit brain cells left over. Hurrah. And with my one and a bit brain cells, I managed to spectacularly fail my PDHPE exam.
I know about lascerations, contousions and abrasions. I know the differences between various fractures. I know about diabetes, cancer, asthma and epilepsy. I can tell you why PDHPE is so important in Australia and I'm pretty sure I could write an essay on performance enhancing drugs. But, was any of that in the exam? No. No it was not.
Need I say more?
Last exam tomorrow. Hurrah.
Must do something in the next three months I have free.
Then, upon my recieving that oh so prestigious award, I proceeded to drink. Heavily. Much more heavily than usual. I mean, I drank enough that it reacted with my medication and caused me to have a whole body hangover, rather than the stomach hangovers I usually get.
To give you a good idea of what it was like, on Sunday arvo, after a particularly greasy lunch, I had to go wash down the side of my mother's car that I may or may not have thrown up on. Attractive, no?
No matter, I'm alive with one and a bit brain cells left over. Hurrah. And with my one and a bit brain cells, I managed to spectacularly fail my PDHPE exam.
I know about lascerations, contousions and abrasions. I know the differences between various fractures. I know about diabetes, cancer, asthma and epilepsy. I can tell you why PDHPE is so important in Australia and I'm pretty sure I could write an essay on performance enhancing drugs. But, was any of that in the exam? No. No it was not.
Need I say more?
Last exam tomorrow. Hurrah.
Must do something in the next three months I have free.