Act 1 Scene 4 - Ikeio and Karelet
We finished this AGES ago, but I wouldn't get off my ass and post it. Which was rather stupid, as I was looking forward to Scene 4 because of Stefan's appearance. Ah well.
Oh yes, and there is lots of Stefan hitting on Ike, really just to keep him in (R+J) character, believe it or not. Mercutio OBVIOUSLY has a raging passion for Romeo in the play (not to mention the Leonardo DiWhat's-his-face version of Romeo + Juliet), so we thought we'd do it here.
HAHA.
Cast list:
Starring...
Ike as Ikeio/Romeo
Karel as Karelet/Juliet
Also with...
Stefan as Mercutio (Stefantio)
Soren as Benvolio (Senerio)
Raven as Tybalt (Raybolt)
Lucius as Paris (Lucis)
Eliwood as Prince Verona
Including...
Black Knight as Lord Capulet
Reyson as Lady Capulet
Greil as Lord Montague
Elena as Lady Montague
Bastian as Nurse
Elincia as Rosaline
Rhys as Friar
Aimee as the Apothecary
And...
Little people (Mist, Rolf, Nino...you know) as assorted servants
Paladins (Oscar, Tanith, Sain etc) as soldiers
Geoffrey as the Narrator Guy
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Act 1 Scene 4
(Sunday evening, the spiral staircase near the mansion in the sky. Enter Ikeio, Senerio AND *drumroll* STEFANTIO! Plus five or six ickle people carrying torches)
Ikeio: Well, we're here, what now?
Senerio: Wooo! Let's go, man!
Ikeio: Ah shut up *strikes angsting hero pose* Being but heavy, I shall bear the light!
Stefantio: RUBBISH! Dance for me, baby!
Ikeio: Uhhh...no.
Stefantio: It's a party! You gotta dance! Borrow Cupid's wings, you crazy fool, and soar with them above a common bound!
Ikeio: *is still in angsting hero pose* UNDER LOVE'S HEAVY BURDEN DO I SINK! *sinks to the ground*
Stefantio: *kneels down and puts his head on the ground, level with Ikeio's* And if you don't cheer up, you sad pillock, you're going to disappoint li'l ol' 'Lincia.
Ikeio: Meh *doesn't get up* Love is so cruel! *sobs*
Stefantio: Well, if love's rough with you, be rough with love! Time to go!
Senerio: Let's knock already!
Ikeio: *Is STILL moping* Meh......I'll wait outside...
Stefantio: Oh no you don't, you misery guts. *grabs Ike by the ear and drags*
Ikeio: *wailing* But I don't WANNA!
Stefantio: WHY THE HELL NOT? *looking suspiciously hopeful* Have you...given up on Orange?
Ikeio: NO. I just got the bad vibes, man.
Stefantio: *turns his back and swears loudly and continuously for about 3 minutes before turning back* Excuse me...what vibes? Do you see DEAD PEOPLE? HUH? DO YA?
Ikeio: No, I...............HAD A DREAM.
Stefantio: Oh my God, really?! Senerio, look! He's getting so grown up!! *hugs Ikeio tightly* What was it like? And, oh my god, so did I!
Ikeio: *looks disturbed* Um.....what was yours?
Stefantio: *mysteriously* That dreamers often lie...
Ikeio: IN BED! ALSLEEP! Where they dream the truth! THE TRUUUUTH!!! *sinks down on one knee*
Stefantio: Actually, no, see I got in late yesterday night and fell asleep on the floor, which means I wasn't lying in bed...I was on the floor...yeah.
Ikeio: *looks suspicious* Have you been drinking again?
Stefantio: *hides a half-empty bottle of whiskey behind his back* Err, no....
Ikeio: *glowers* but I'M supposed to be the depressed heartbroken one! ME!
Stefantio: Yes, but you have no idea of the torment within my own heart! *gets down on one knee* BECAUSE I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME!!
Senerio, Ikeio + ickle people: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
Stefantio: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?...
Senerio, Ikeio: Bismillah! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Ickle people: LET HIM GO!
Senerio, Ikeio: Bismillah! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Ickle people: LET HIM GO!
Senerio, Ikeio: Bismillah! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Stefantio: Let me go!
Senerio, Ikeio: Will not let you go...
Stefantio: Let me go!
Senerio, Ikeio: Will not let you go...
Ickle people: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Stefantio: OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
Everyone: BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEEE, FOR MEEEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *glass shatters*
Stefantio: *gets up and plays air guitar. Loudly. Through some invisible amps.*
Ikeio: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeeeeeee!
Stefantio: So you think you can LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEEEE!
Ikeio: OOOOOOOH BABY!-CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!
Stefantio: Just gotta get out! Just gotta get RIGHT OUTTA HEEEEREEEEEE!
Senerio: *starts playing slow drum roll*
Ikeio: *plays air guitar next to Setfan
Ickle people: *sway*
Ickle people and Senerio, Ikeio and Stefantio: Ooooh yeah! Ooooh yeah!
Ikeio: Nothing really matters! Anyone can see!
Stefantio: *drops to knees* Nothing really matters....nothing really matters to meeeee......*fades off*
Senerio: *looks from Ikeio who is doing angsting hero pose, to Stefantio, who is doing misunderstood gay best friend pose* So.....are we actually gonna go inside before the party ends?
Stefantio: *leaps up and throws his arm around Senerio's shoulders* GREAT IDEA, SENNY! Let's go!
Ikeio: I get the most terrible feeling that some odd sequence of events will rise from me going to this party that will lead to me committing suicide in an overly dramatic scene that will be forever mocked by bored teenagers in english class.....but what the hell. WAIT UP MA HOMIES!
End of Act 1 Scene 4
Oh yes, and there is lots of Stefan hitting on Ike, really just to keep him in (R+J) character, believe it or not. Mercutio OBVIOUSLY has a raging passion for Romeo in the play (not to mention the Leonardo DiWhat's-his-face version of Romeo + Juliet), so we thought we'd do it here.
HAHA.
Cast list:
Starring...
Ike as Ikeio/Romeo
Karel as Karelet/Juliet
Also with...
Stefan as Mercutio (Stefantio)
Soren as Benvolio (Senerio)
Raven as Tybalt (Raybolt)
Lucius as Paris (Lucis)
Eliwood as Prince Verona
Including...
Black Knight as Lord Capulet
Reyson as Lady Capulet
Greil as Lord Montague
Elena as Lady Montague
Bastian as Nurse
Elincia as Rosaline
Rhys as Friar
Aimee as the Apothecary
And...
Little people (Mist, Rolf, Nino...you know) as assorted servants
Paladins (Oscar, Tanith, Sain etc) as soldiers
Geoffrey as the Narrator Guy
---
Act 1 Scene 4
(Sunday evening, the spiral staircase near the mansion in the sky. Enter Ikeio, Senerio AND *drumroll* STEFANTIO! Plus five or six ickle people carrying torches)
Ikeio: Well, we're here, what now?
Senerio: Wooo! Let's go, man!
Ikeio: Ah shut up *strikes angsting hero pose* Being but heavy, I shall bear the light!
Stefantio: RUBBISH! Dance for me, baby!
Ikeio: Uhhh...no.
Stefantio: It's a party! You gotta dance! Borrow Cupid's wings, you crazy fool, and soar with them above a common bound!
Ikeio: *is still in angsting hero pose* UNDER LOVE'S HEAVY BURDEN DO I SINK! *sinks to the ground*
Stefantio: *kneels down and puts his head on the ground, level with Ikeio's* And if you don't cheer up, you sad pillock, you're going to disappoint li'l ol' 'Lincia.
Ikeio: Meh *doesn't get up* Love is so cruel! *sobs*
Stefantio: Well, if love's rough with you, be rough with love! Time to go!
Senerio: Let's knock already!
Ikeio: *Is STILL moping* Meh......I'll wait outside...
Stefantio: Oh no you don't, you misery guts. *grabs Ike by the ear and drags*
Ikeio: *wailing* But I don't WANNA!
Stefantio: WHY THE HELL NOT? *looking suspiciously hopeful* Have you...given up on Orange?
Ikeio: NO. I just got the bad vibes, man.
Stefantio: *turns his back and swears loudly and continuously for about 3 minutes before turning back* Excuse me...what vibes? Do you see DEAD PEOPLE? HUH? DO YA?
Ikeio: No, I...............HAD A DREAM.
Stefantio: Oh my God, really?! Senerio, look! He's getting so grown up!! *hugs Ikeio tightly* What was it like? And, oh my god, so did I!
Ikeio: *looks disturbed* Um.....what was yours?
Stefantio: *mysteriously* That dreamers often lie...
Ikeio: IN BED! ALSLEEP! Where they dream the truth! THE TRUUUUTH!!! *sinks down on one knee*
Stefantio: Actually, no, see I got in late yesterday night and fell asleep on the floor, which means I wasn't lying in bed...I was on the floor...yeah.
Ikeio: *looks suspicious* Have you been drinking again?
Stefantio: *hides a half-empty bottle of whiskey behind his back* Err, no....
Ikeio: *glowers* but I'M supposed to be the depressed heartbroken one! ME!
Stefantio: Yes, but you have no idea of the torment within my own heart! *gets down on one knee* BECAUSE I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME!!
Senerio, Ikeio + ickle people: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
Stefantio: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?...
Senerio, Ikeio: Bismillah! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Ickle people: LET HIM GO!
Senerio, Ikeio: Bismillah! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Ickle people: LET HIM GO!
Senerio, Ikeio: Bismillah! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Stefantio: Let me go!
Senerio, Ikeio: Will not let you go...
Stefantio: Let me go!
Senerio, Ikeio: Will not let you go...
Ickle people: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Stefantio: OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
Everyone: BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEEE, FOR MEEEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *glass shatters*
Stefantio: *gets up and plays air guitar. Loudly. Through some invisible amps.*
Ikeio: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeeeeeee!
Stefantio: So you think you can LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEEEE!
Ikeio: OOOOOOOH BABY!-CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!
Stefantio: Just gotta get out! Just gotta get RIGHT OUTTA HEEEEREEEEEE!
Senerio: *starts playing slow drum roll*
Ikeio: *plays air guitar next to Setfan
Ickle people: *sway*
Ickle people and Senerio, Ikeio and Stefantio: Ooooh yeah! Ooooh yeah!
Ikeio: Nothing really matters! Anyone can see!
Stefantio: *drops to knees* Nothing really matters....nothing really matters to meeeee......*fades off*
Senerio: *looks from Ikeio who is doing angsting hero pose, to Stefantio, who is doing misunderstood gay best friend pose* So.....are we actually gonna go inside before the party ends?
Stefantio: *leaps up and throws his arm around Senerio's shoulders* GREAT IDEA, SENNY! Let's go!
Ikeio: I get the most terrible feeling that some odd sequence of events will rise from me going to this party that will lead to me committing suicide in an overly dramatic scene that will be forever mocked by bored teenagers in english class.....but what the hell. WAIT UP MA HOMIES!
End of Act 1 Scene 4