Ikeio and Karelet - Act 1 Scene 3
Sorry to spam, everyone. Here's Scene 3 - hope you enjoyed last scene.
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Cast list:
Starring...
Ike as Ikeio/Romeo
Karel as Karelet/Juliet
Also with...
Stefan as Mercutio (Stefantio)
Soren as Benvolio (Senerio)
Raven as Tybalt (Raybolt)
Lucius as Paris (Lucis)
Eliwood as Prince Verona
Including...
Black Knight as Lord Capulet
Reyson as Lady Capulet
Greil as Lord Montague
Elena as Lady Montague
Bastian as Nurse
Elincia as Rosaline
Rhys as Friar
Aimee as the Apothecary
And...
Little people (Mist, Rolf, Nino...you know) as assorted servants
Paladins (Oscar, Tanith, Sain etc) as soldiers
Geoffrey as the Narrator Guy
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(Sunday afternoon. The mansion in the sky. Enter Reyson and Bastian)
Reyson: *imposing* WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?
Bastian: *runs around flapping and yelling for Karelet*
(Enter Karelet, looking severely irritated)
Karelet: What?
Bastian: *points and yells, gangsta music* Yo MOMMA!
Karelet: What the hell do you want?
Reyson: Nurse, go away. No WAIT, COME BACK *spazzes* My daughter—
Karelet: SON!
Reyson:…Is at an age where men will want to get off with her. And at an age where she seems severely confused about her gender.
Bastian: I can tell her age to the nearest second! She’s—
Reyson: Yes yes. She’s not fourteen.
Bastian: She’s—
Karelet: He's!
Bastian: --getting incredibly sweet and adorable *rambles about the ickle wickle pickle*
Reyson: Shut up!
Karelet: Please do! *brandishes sword threateningly*
Reyson: Soooooooooooooo, what’cha think about getting married?
Karel: Um...how about NO?
Bastian: You're mad! *faints dramatically*
Reyson: Hmph. When I WAS YOUR AGE I was already your mother!
Bastian: *has woken up* Paris! Oh, that wonderful, charming, boot-licking young man! You should marry him!
Reyson: *sighs dramatically* Indeed, he is perfection!
Bastian: Yes, dear Karelet! Marry him before your mother does!
Karelet: Fiiiine! I'll take a look tonight at the party, OK?
(Enter Servant AKA Mist)
Mist: Madam, the guests are here. Everything's ready. So, um...yeah. Bye.
(Exit Mist)
Reyson: well, I like TOTALLY HAVE TO GET MY HAIR DONE LIKE RIGHT NOW OMG! Nurse! Send Karelet to meet the guests!
Bastian: Go on! You'll love Paris, I guarantee it!
(Exeunt Reyson, Karelet and Bastian)
End of Act 1 Scene 3