Act 1 Scene 2
Act 1 Scene 2 of Ikeio and Karelet is ready! Find it beneath the cut...
...And in the words of Eru (
erulisse14) "Hello people! hope you enjoy our fic. and remember-a cameo a day keeps the sanity away!"
Cast list:
Starring...
Ike as Ikeio/Romeo
Karel as Karelet/Juliet
Also with...
Stefan as Mercutio (Stefantio)
Soren as Benvolio (Senerio)
Raven as Tybalt (Raybolt)
Lucius as Paris (Lucis)
Eliwood as Prince Verona
Including...
Black Knight as Lord Capulet
Reyson as Lady Capulet
Greil as Lord Montague
Elena as Lady Montague
Bastian as Nurse
Elincia as Rosaline
Rhys as Friar
Aimee as the Apothecary
And...
Little people (Mist, Rolf, Nino...you know) as assorted servants
Paladins (Oscar, Tanith, Sain etc) as soldiers
Geoffrey as the Narrator Guy
Act 1 Scene 2 Cameo: Reno's Voice (Final Fantasy VII)
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Act 1 Scene 2
(A street – enter Black Knight, Lucis and Erk (the clown))
BK: It can’t be that hard to keep the peace…can you hear the irony already? *sulking from killing – or lack thereof*
Lucis: *sucking up* Ah, but you’re both awesome and brilliant and wonderful and awesome…did I say that already? Ah well. Oh yeah and about my proposition…
BK: *bopping rap music in the background* Init, yo, she too young,
Leave it couple years, yo
Lucis: *sticks finger righteously in the air* YOUNGER THAN SHE ARE HAPPY MOTHERS MADE!!! *looking rabid *
BK: *backs away* Besides, she’s my last child, and I’ll take care of her…but by all means, see if you can get a leg over *winks and nudges Lucis* and by the way, tonight, IT’S PARTAY TIME, YO! You, clowny man. Erko. Give out the invites, yo. Lucis, ma man, let’s hightail it outta here.
(Exeunt BK and Lucis)
Erk: ….*emo-ing* I can’t read…*sobs miserably*
(Enter Senerio and Ikeio)
Senerio: You should look for someone else. Someone less….orange than Elincia.
Ikeio: Your medicine is awesome for that.
Senerio: For what?
Ikeio: YOUR BROKEN SHIN! *kicks*
Senerio: *hopping around on one leg* What the hell is up with you?
Ikeio: *strikes angsting hero pose* Not mad, but bound more than a madman is,
Shut up in prison, kept without my food,
Whipt and tormented and – Oh hi over there! *chipper again, waves at Erk*
Erk: Yo, ma man, can you read?
*hand reaches out of the ground, grabs Erk’s ankle*
Voice that sounds like Reno: STOP USIN MY LINGO, YO!
Erk: *promptly switches back to emo-ing*
Ikeio: *follows suit and goes back down on one knee in angsting-hero pose* Yes, and it is my own fortune in my misery.
Erk: *impatient* yes, yes, but CAN YOU READ?
Ikeio: Um…I think so.
*he reads the letter*
"Mr Martino and the homeboys
County Anselme and his pretty young thangs
Tha widow of Vitruvio
Masta Placentio and his nieces
Mercutio and his homeboy Valentine
Uncle and his gals
'Lincia 'n' Livia
Mr Valentio and his cuz Raybolt
Lucio and crazy Helena"
Cool, So where do they go?
Erk: *points finger into the air, where a huge golden spiral staircase goes up to the sky, and, just visible, a huge mansion sits on a cloud* Up.
Ikeio: *meathead mode* Where?
Erk: To our house.
Ikeio: Why?
Erk: For the party.
Ikeio: Where?
Erk: Up. To our house.
Ikeio: Who?
Erk: The people in the letter.
Ikeio: Why?
Erk: For dinner.
Ikeio: Where?
Erk: Up.
Ikeio: What?
Erk: Huh?
Ikeio: Who?
Erk: The people in the letter.
Ikeio: Why?
Erk: For the party.
Ikeio: Whose party?
Erk: *darth vader style* My masta’s!
Ikeio: I should have asked you, who’s this mysterious master guy?
Erk: Actually, it’s M-A-S-T-A. He’s the great rich Capulet, and if you’re NOT A MONTAGUE *raises tome threateningly*….do come and *in posh English accent* join us for a cup of tea.
(Exit Erk)
Senerio: Let’s crash the partay – Elincia’ll be there. I’ll prove to you she’s NOT the prettiest person evar.
Ikeio:…Right…*getting slightly worried at this point* Well, I’m only going to chat her up again.
(Exeunt Ikeio and Senerio)
End of Act 1 Scene 2
...And in the words of Eru (
erulisse14) "Hello people! hope you enjoy our fic. and remember-a cameo a day keeps the sanity away!" Cast list:
Starring...
Ike as Ikeio/Romeo
Karel as Karelet/Juliet
Also with...
Stefan as Mercutio (Stefantio)
Soren as Benvolio (Senerio)
Raven as Tybalt (Raybolt)
Lucius as Paris (Lucis)
Eliwood as Prince Verona
Including...
Black Knight as Lord Capulet
Reyson as Lady Capulet
Greil as Lord Montague
Elena as Lady Montague
Bastian as Nurse
Elincia as Rosaline
Rhys as Friar
Aimee as the Apothecary
And...
Little people (Mist, Rolf, Nino...you know) as assorted servants
Paladins (Oscar, Tanith, Sain etc) as soldiers
Geoffrey as the Narrator Guy
Act 1 Scene 2 Cameo: Reno's Voice (Final Fantasy VII)
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Act 1 Scene 2
(A street – enter Black Knight, Lucis and Erk (the clown))
BK: It can’t be that hard to keep the peace…can you hear the irony already? *sulking from killing – or lack thereof*
Lucis: *sucking up* Ah, but you’re both awesome and brilliant and wonderful and awesome…did I say that already? Ah well. Oh yeah and about my proposition…
BK: *bopping rap music in the background* Init, yo, she too young,
Leave it couple years, yo
Lucis: *sticks finger righteously in the air* YOUNGER THAN SHE ARE HAPPY MOTHERS MADE!!! *looking rabid *
BK: *backs away* Besides, she’s my last child, and I’ll take care of her…but by all means, see if you can get a leg over *winks and nudges Lucis* and by the way, tonight, IT’S PARTAY TIME, YO! You, clowny man. Erko. Give out the invites, yo. Lucis, ma man, let’s hightail it outta here.
(Exeunt BK and Lucis)
Erk: ….*emo-ing* I can’t read…*sobs miserably*
(Enter Senerio and Ikeio)
Senerio: You should look for someone else. Someone less….orange than Elincia.
Ikeio: Your medicine is awesome for that.
Senerio: For what?
Ikeio: YOUR BROKEN SHIN! *kicks*
Senerio: *hopping around on one leg* What the hell is up with you?
Ikeio: *strikes angsting hero pose* Not mad, but bound more than a madman is,
Shut up in prison, kept without my food,
Whipt and tormented and – Oh hi over there! *chipper again, waves at Erk*
Erk: Yo, ma man, can you read?
*hand reaches out of the ground, grabs Erk’s ankle*
Voice that sounds like Reno: STOP USIN MY LINGO, YO!
Erk: *promptly switches back to emo-ing*
Ikeio: *follows suit and goes back down on one knee in angsting-hero pose* Yes, and it is my own fortune in my misery.
Erk: *impatient* yes, yes, but CAN YOU READ?
Ikeio: Um…I think so.
*he reads the letter*
"Mr Martino and the homeboys
County Anselme and his pretty young thangs
Tha widow of Vitruvio
Masta Placentio and his nieces
Mercutio and his homeboy Valentine
Uncle and his gals
'Lincia 'n' Livia
Mr Valentio and his cuz Raybolt
Lucio and crazy Helena"
Cool, So where do they go?
Erk: *points finger into the air, where a huge golden spiral staircase goes up to the sky, and, just visible, a huge mansion sits on a cloud* Up.
Ikeio: *meathead mode* Where?
Erk: To our house.
Ikeio: Why?
Erk: For the party.
Ikeio: Where?
Erk: Up. To our house.
Ikeio: Who?
Erk: The people in the letter.
Ikeio: Why?
Erk: For dinner.
Ikeio: Where?
Erk: Up.
Ikeio: What?
Erk: Huh?
Ikeio: Who?
Erk: The people in the letter.
Ikeio: Why?
Erk: For the party.
Ikeio: Whose party?
Erk: *darth vader style* My masta’s!
Ikeio: I should have asked you, who’s this mysterious master guy?
Erk: Actually, it’s M-A-S-T-A. He’s the great rich Capulet, and if you’re NOT A MONTAGUE *raises tome threateningly*….do come and *in posh English accent* join us for a cup of tea.
(Exit Erk)
Senerio: Let’s crash the partay – Elincia’ll be there. I’ll prove to you she’s NOT the prettiest person evar.
Ikeio:…Right…*getting slightly worried at this point* Well, I’m only going to chat her up again.
(Exeunt Ikeio and Senerio)
End of Act 1 Scene 2