Humor Story Frame
For this, you need not compile a new list of numbers and can use the list you used for the angst one.... Otherwise, click here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/fe_yaoi/28725.html
If you want to read this one, it requires a few more numbers, since it was hard to make it with what I had previously....
[29] The person you would pair the main lord up with.
[30] An animal that crawls.
[31] An animal that flies.
[32] A cute little expression that the uke uses to make people do his bidding. Verb, please. Or linking verb and adjective. It should be able to fit in a sentence such as “He ____.” May be multiple words.
[33] A vegetable.
[34] A random sound.
“Hee!” [2] squealed, pouncing on [1] [6]. “[1], it’s been so long since I’ve seen you!”
[1] blinked, carefully peeling [2] away from him. “Er, yes [2], it has....”
[2] shook his head, brushing his [9] against [1] accidentally as he bounced in excitement. “See, [2], there’s a lot that been happening since you’ve left!” [1] flushed slightly, rubbing his [10], wondering if the brush was intentional, but not getting a chance as [2] continued his fast rambling. “[27] was walking across camp yesterday, and while I’m not usually one to appreciate gossip, I’m sure you’d be interested to learn that [27] tripped over a(n) [30]!”
“...Yes, your point?” [1] murmured, drawing his arms around [2]. He wondered what [30] had to do with [27], love, [2], himself, or [33] for that matter....
“Nonono,” [2] said quickly, shaking his head. “The thing is, it was a BIG [30]!”
[1]’s eye twitched. “I’m aware of that.” He pointed at footprints in the distance, which were visible from their location due to their sheer size.
“Well,” [2] muttered, “apparently, you CAN tell....” He nuzzled into [2]’s chest, a grin on his [6] face. “In any case, it just so happened that [29] was walking by....”
“[29]?” [1] voiced with a small laugh. “Isn’t he the one who wanted to [25] him...?”
[2] nodded. “Yeah, and you can imagine how it looked when – [34]!! – he tripped over the huge [30], flying high into the air, like a [33] launched from a ballista!”
“... A... [33]...?”
“Yeah. I wonder if it deals critical damage to pegasus knights,” he pondered, deep in thought for a moment before realizing that he had yet a story to tell. “Well, anyway, [27] fell into a [26] – and the tactician mumbled about the gold they owed that [26], too – and came out all [21] and stuff, and started to [25] [29]!”
[1] choked on nothing in particular. “What...?!”
[2] nodded rapidly. “Uh huh. I think I read something about that in the holy scriptures – [28] shalt punish thou who sabotages [5] roofs. [11] time(s) in the [10], of course.”
“[2],” [1] said slowly, “I’d be surprised if you weren’t [21] yourself....”
“Nah,” [2] chirped, a [6] grin back in place. “Just high off [31]-eating [33].”
“Yes, [2],” [1] decided with a sigh, “you are most definitely [21]. Need I [25] you to make you a sane, lovable uke again?”
[2] slowly let out a seductive purr and draped himself upon [1]. “Will you?”
“Of all the people in [14],” he mumbled [23], “you had to pick me.” [1] peeled [2] off him again, looking him straight in the eye.
[2] [32]. “You mean... you won’t [25] me...?”
[1] tried to ignore that too-often-used facade, but like the other times, he failed. “...Fine.”
[2] instantly became [6], glomping [1] and squealing, “I love you~!”
As [1] pulled them both into a more comfortable position, he wondered if the [34]y [33] were really out to get him.
I know, my humor sucks....
If you want to read this one, it requires a few more numbers, since it was hard to make it with what I had previously....
[29] The person you would pair the main lord up with.
[30] An animal that crawls.
[31] An animal that flies.
[32] A cute little expression that the uke uses to make people do his bidding. Verb, please. Or linking verb and adjective. It should be able to fit in a sentence such as “He ____.” May be multiple words.
[33] A vegetable.
[34] A random sound.
“Hee!” [2] squealed, pouncing on [1] [6]. “[1], it’s been so long since I’ve seen you!”
[1] blinked, carefully peeling [2] away from him. “Er, yes [2], it has....”
[2] shook his head, brushing his [9] against [1] accidentally as he bounced in excitement. “See, [2], there’s a lot that been happening since you’ve left!” [1] flushed slightly, rubbing his [10], wondering if the brush was intentional, but not getting a chance as [2] continued his fast rambling. “[27] was walking across camp yesterday, and while I’m not usually one to appreciate gossip, I’m sure you’d be interested to learn that [27] tripped over a(n) [30]!”
“...Yes, your point?” [1] murmured, drawing his arms around [2]. He wondered what [30] had to do with [27], love, [2], himself, or [33] for that matter....
“Nonono,” [2] said quickly, shaking his head. “The thing is, it was a BIG [30]!”
[1]’s eye twitched. “I’m aware of that.” He pointed at footprints in the distance, which were visible from their location due to their sheer size.
“Well,” [2] muttered, “apparently, you CAN tell....” He nuzzled into [2]’s chest, a grin on his [6] face. “In any case, it just so happened that [29] was walking by....”
“[29]?” [1] voiced with a small laugh. “Isn’t he the one who wanted to [25] him...?”
[2] nodded. “Yeah, and you can imagine how it looked when – [34]!! – he tripped over the huge [30], flying high into the air, like a [33] launched from a ballista!”
“... A... [33]...?”
“Yeah. I wonder if it deals critical damage to pegasus knights,” he pondered, deep in thought for a moment before realizing that he had yet a story to tell. “Well, anyway, [27] fell into a [26] – and the tactician mumbled about the gold they owed that [26], too – and came out all [21] and stuff, and started to [25] [29]!”
[1] choked on nothing in particular. “What...?!”
[2] nodded rapidly. “Uh huh. I think I read something about that in the holy scriptures – [28] shalt punish thou who sabotages [5] roofs. [11] time(s) in the [10], of course.”
“[2],” [1] said slowly, “I’d be surprised if you weren’t [21] yourself....”
“Nah,” [2] chirped, a [6] grin back in place. “Just high off [31]-eating [33].”
“Yes, [2],” [1] decided with a sigh, “you are most definitely [21]. Need I [25] you to make you a sane, lovable uke again?”
[2] slowly let out a seductive purr and draped himself upon [1]. “Will you?”
“Of all the people in [14],” he mumbled [23], “you had to pick me.” [1] peeled [2] off him again, looking him straight in the eye.
[2] [32]. “You mean... you won’t [25] me...?”
[1] tried to ignore that too-often-used facade, but like the other times, he failed. “...Fine.”
[2] instantly became [6], glomping [1] and squealing, “I love you~!”
As [1] pulled them both into a more comfortable position, he wondered if the [34]y [33] were really out to get him.
I know, my humor sucks....