it is going to be okay in the end

♑ 017; > Video

faygot — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:05:07 GMT

[ LOCKED TO LYSUNDER ]

[Okay. Okay, he goes. He has been psyching himself up for this since he woke up, all throughout fixing his paint and... kinda just letting his hair be what it was. He's gotta do this, that much is sure. Lysunder deserves an apology for what Gamzee said to him. Text would probably be easier, but no, this kinda situation required video. If only to show he is being earnest.

He just hopes the other will talk to him.]

Uh. About what all went down. And that shit I fronted at you when I was wild...

I'm really, really fuckin' sorry. That weren't right of me to say. I got harsh with you cause I was raging and that weren't right of this motherfucker to do. It ain't up and an excuse. I fucked up. I'm sorry.

♑ 016; > Text

faygot — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 07:09:40 GMT

PlEaSe bE SaFe.
PlEaSe bE SaFe.
I NeEd hElP.

SiGnLeSs sAiD We gOtTa gO Up.
StAy tHe fUcK AwAy.
MeEt aT ThE ElEvAtOr.
We gOtTa
ShIt. TaVbRo. YoUr lEgS
EqUiUs cAn aLl bE HeLpInG YoU, aIgHt?
We gOtTa
GoTtA GeT AwAy.

[He is just passing on the message. He's so scared he feels like he can't even breathe. Expect nothing out of his 'leaedership'. Why is gamzee driving, man?]

♑ 015; > Video

faygot — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:43:52 GMT

[The video starts a little shakily, not really focused on anything. Oh there is snow. Cold snow. And then someone's dark sleeve. It's an unfamiliar hoodie, but the troll wearing it is familiar. No mistaking those long horns poking through the special horn holes at the top. Seems like even Gamzee is smart enough to do some concessions to the cold summer-winter weather.

Finally Gamzee manages to turn the SFC the right way and--]

A'm sduck.

[Oh right. Tongue against the iron pole thing. There is always one, isn't there?]

♑ 014; > Video

faygot — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 21:46:51 GMT

[WOAH WOAH WOAH, BACK IT THE FUCK UP, JACKASSES. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING VEIL? SHIT, THIS FUCKER IS MADE OF LACE AND GOSSAMER AND SHIT. GOSSAMER, MAN. THAT COMES OUT OF A SPIDER'S ASS. IT EVEN HAS THOSE FUCKING LITTLE PEARLS AND CRAP. SHIT, THAT IS ONE PRETTY VEIL. PUT IT ON A BITCH AND YOU GOT THE PRETTIEST FUCKING LITTLE BRIDE. BLUSHING AND SHIT. LIKE A LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS. MAKES YOU WANNA PUT SOME BLING ON THAT MOTHER.

too bad this veil is stuck in Gamzee's hair. Shit, look at that hair. Someone tell this kid to get a hair-cut already, cause this is getting out of control.

and while you're at it, maybe you wanna tell him to stop chewing on that flower.]

uh. Like, I all got something to get my ask on for.

[He looks down on the small messy bouquet in his hands. He fought a chocobo for these, okay. ~~They really need to raise Darkleer better.~~ Then he glances away, the very picture of a blushing bride.

Or you know, an absent minded juggalo who gets distracted by dust-specks.]

I know it up and be fuckin' sudden and shit, but a brother's got his feelins too, yeah? And I weren't all wanna keep this shit inside, you get? S'real important, I think.

[He looks up, clutching his little wild-flower bouquet tightly, a wide-eyed hopeful look. He's even sparkling. ~~he spilled some stardust on himself earlier, pardon for that~~]

I-- Shit, I...

No.

Do... Do you...

[No Gamzee. Steel your nerves. And stop chewing on that flower.]

Do you wanna play catch?

♑ 013; > Text

faygot — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:29:10 GMT

WaTaRu aIn't

WaTaRu wEnT HoMe.
MoThErFuCkEr pRoBaBlY HaD LiKe aLl sOrTs oF ShIt tO ClEaR ThErE.
FuCkIn sHiTtOn oF ViOlInS To mAkE FoR PeEpS ThErE.
It's cOoL.
He'lL Be bAcK WhEn hE'S Up aNd dOnE.
I'M SuRe oF It!
ShIt, He aLwAyS CoMeS BaCk.
I'M SuRe iT WoN'T AlL Be tOo fUcKiN LoNg.
I'M SuRe |

♑ 012; > Video

faygot — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 01:53:21 GMT

[Post filtered away from Wataru.]

Okay, shit, yeah, I think I all got it motherfuckin' figured out how I am to be juggling all these motherfuckin' balls. Lotsa fuckers all up in the air, but it's cool. I got this.

On Saturday, this motherfucker be throwing a fuckin' party for his moirail on account of it having been that human birthday shit you peeps do. Any brother who wants up and like to be dropping by our hive and get freaky with can come. I figure it is like all cool if you don't know Wataru either, cause then you can just be giving him the fuckin' miracle of new friendship.

Yeah, that's all I done gotta front at you homies for now--

Oh! You gotta be keeping your motherfuckin' traps shut about this shit, yeah? It be a motherfuckin' surprise for my brother.

[Post locked to Minato and Yukari.]

Uh, like, unless I all got my fuckin' pan mixed up about it... you two fuckin' all live in the same hive, yeah? Could a brother all have the fuckin' gumption to steal your motherfuckin' kitchen on Friday? I up and need to all be baking these fuckin' cakes, right? But Wataru's got a real good pan for things. I might figure it out.

Please?

[Post locked to Equius.]

Hey, bro. Can I all be asking you for a motherfuckin' favour here? Could you all work some of your fuckin' magic and keep Wataru busy for a while on Saturday? I ain't want him to find out about this shit, you dig?

[ooc: This post is backdated to last week Wednesday. I'll toss up another post for the party eventually which will be backdated to last week saturday. Damn LJ black-outs getting in the way of these haphazardly planned parties.]

♑ 011; > Video

faygot — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:39:45 GMT

[Filtered away from Wataru]

[Hey Vat, it has been a while, but have a few moments of Gamzee staring into the camera. Just. Intense Staring. Head tilt. Slow blink.]

How the motherfuck do your pinkie human birthdays all work? I can't be wrapping my fuckin' pan 'round that shit.

♑ 010; > Video

faygot — Mon, 30 May 2011 00:04:34 GMT

[Filtered from Wataru]

[Ever gotten tangled up in wool while trying to knit a sweater? No? Well neither has Gamzee.

Mostly cause he is trying --and failing-- to knit a scarf.

The stuck part sure is true though. He's got one (red) skein of wool stabbed on his right horn, and another skein of (purple) wool stabbed onto his left horn. And beyond that he is just kinda tangled up, wool criss-crossing around his arms, fingers, ear (don't ask) and pretty much every but the fuckin' stickies where they are supposed to go and magically get together and form a scarf.

He also managed to stab himself (mostly harmlessly) in the arm about three times. Slick would be proud, perhaps.]

Uh. Shit, I like think these motherfuckers are broken. How the fuck are you supposed to like all make a fuckin' scarf happen, man?

♑ 009; > Voice

faygot — Fri, 20 May 2011 22:15:30 GMT

[The SFC turns on, and for a moment there are only muffled sounds. Did it get turned on by accident? No, wait.]

-- motherfuck, can't be getting the motherfuckin' filter to fuckin' work --

[Gamzee's voice is rough and soft. He probably didn't mean for that to get picked up on. He also seems somewhat out of breath as he fiddles with the his communicator, before he finally gives up and just pulls it close.]

H-hey, Wataru? Haha, I give, yeah? I fuckin' give. You win! You're the motherfuckin' winner, bro. Though, haha, I can't all be getting my fuckin' remember on for us playing hide and go find but you win. You really, really win.

So.

Can you come out now? Please?

♑ 008; > Voice

faygot — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 17:49:05 GMT

Uhm, I ain't wantin' to be interruptin' any shit here but... how long do you humans sleep for? Like I've been all up visitin' my fuckin' sis for days, but was done sleepin' each time.

This blows, dogg. I wanted Rapunzel to all up see my new motherfuckin' bros. She's gonna be all up missin' the best goddamn miracle if she doesn't wake up.

[ooc: Shari is ~~living the high life in France~~ on hiatus, so Rapunzel is sleeping until she gets back. Gamzee is sad clown.]

♑ 007; > Video

faygot — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 15:01:35 GMT

[The camera comes on, and that is definitely Gamzee's voice, though he is not in sight of the camera. Instead, the camera just sways nauseatingly quick and jerky, before it finally comes to a stop, filming some of the dinosaurs in his and Wataru's back yard.

There are four Pedeticosaurus there, though they seem a little out of it. In fact, they are all on their backs, twitching vaguely, with snouts covered in green slime.]

Shit, bros, these fuckers are so tight. I ain't all up knowin' which hood they came from, but they're bein' dope. One of the motherfuckers growled at me this morning, but I gave him some motherfuckin' pie and now we're chill.

[So chill in fact that Gamzee calmly plops down on the grass next to one of them, dropping his SFC next to him. After a moment, Gamzee reaches out to pat the dino's belly, his sharp nails rasping over its scales.]

Yeah, bro, you're diggin' that shit, right? Done makes me wanna-- Hey, Wataru, can I all up get my keep on for these fuckers?

[He leans over to look towards the house, accidentally leaning on his SFC and turning it off.]

♑ 006; > Text

faygot — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:31:25 GMT

I GuEsS
I AiN'T GoT AnY OtHeR ShIt tO Be fRoNtIn
At yOu mOtHeRfUcKeRs eXcEpT
I'M ReAlLy fUcKiN SoRrY.
So mOtHeRfUcKiN SoRrY.
I DoNe uNdErStAnD If yOu mOtHeRfUcKeRs
AiN'T WaNtIn tO Be sPeAkIn tO Me aGaIn.
It's cOoL.
I'M GoNnA Be tRyIn mY FuCkInG HaRdEsT
To kEeP ThIs sHiT FrOm hApPeNiN AgAiN.
If yOu pEoPlE CaN DiG ThAt.

[Locked to Vriska;]

SoRrY
SoRrY
SoRrY
SoRrY
SoRrY
SoRrY
SoRrY
I'M ReAlLy fUcKiN SoRrY, sIsTeR.
FoR WhAt tHeY...
I DiD.
If tHeRe iS AnYtHiNg i cAn dOnE Do
To gEt yOu lEsS WiCkEd hArSh wItH Me
I'Ll dO It, YeAh.

[Locked to Nepeta;]

ThErE Is bEiNg lIkE A MoThErFuCkIn gOaT
At yOuR CaVe oR SoMe sHiT.
AnD He aLl uP KnOcKs hIs hOrNs iNtO
ThE DoOr tO Be cReAtIn sOmE WiCkEd nOiSe.
AnD AlSo i'm bEiNg hErE To
GeT My fUcKiN ApOlOgIzIn oN.
...
FuCk.
I AlL Up gOt mY FoRgEtTiNg oN FoR ThE StAr tHiNgIeS
*******
ThEsE ArE BeInG Up tHeRe ^ sOmEpLaCe.
OkAy?

[Locked to Tavros;]

TaV, i
...
Uh
HoW HaVe tHoSe fUcKiN BeAtS BeEn tReAtIn yA?

[Locked to Terezi;]

[Locked to Karkat;]

BeSt fRiEnD
...
KaRkAt.
I JuSt aLl wAnTeD To sAy tHaNkS.
FoR ThE ShIt yOu lEfT WiTh wAtArU.
YoU AiN'T NeEdIn tO SpEaK To mE
If yOu aIn't wAnT ThAt.
I KnOw i aIn't dOnE NoThInG To bE DeSeRvIn oF ThAt.
BuT If yOu cAn gEt yOuR FuCkIn mInD
DoWn tO It aNd sHiT
UhM
CaN YoU DoNe eXpLaIn mOiRaIlS To mE?

♑ 005; > Video

faygot — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 18:51:13 GMT

[The SFC clicks on, but nothing is said. All that can be heard is an odd laugh -- quiet giggles followed by sharp, laugh guffaws, followed by quiet giggles again.

The camera is aimed at a wall and the sight is nothing short of chilling. Letters have been hand painted on the wall amongst messy red smears and mocking smiling clown faces.]

messrs makara
AND MAKARA
cordially invite you
TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN DARK CARNIVAL
tickets please

Do:
:o)

[Gamzee still doesn't say anything, just continues his oddly split laugh, before moving to turn the camera off. Before the video completely cuts however, there is one last sight of a body slumped against the wall. Its limbs are bend at awkward, unnatural angles and what is left of its head drips blood and grey matter down the stones. Blunt trauma. Its death was instant.

Hopefully.

ooc: you can respond to this if you want, but Gamzee likely won't be responding back. It is just an invitation, after all. :o) Also, this too is pre-dated to midnight 14/03 ]

♑ 004; > Video & Action

faygot — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:47:33 GMT

[Anyone who was in the plaza earlier might have noticed that it was, well, covered in horns. You see, Gamzee had been trying to retrieve the mass of horns he had collected since arriving in Vatheon, but his capricious sylladex system had had other plans. Instead of depositing the horns in a neat pile as was the vague plan, it had jettisoned them everywhere. Like a honksplosion.

But Gamzee was chill with that.

It took him about the better part of an hour, but eventually there was a neat pile of horns in the center of the square. Large enough for a few people to comfortably sit on if they were so inclined.

Gamzee just stares at the pile for a few moments, before he remembers where he was going with this, and fishes out his sfc, turning it on. You see, Gamzee might be completely lacking in his mental department, but even he had noticed that a lot of people were feeling kinda down. And he knew the perfect solution for that.]

What's up, trollsefs? I all up got my motherfucking notice on that a whole fucking bunch of you motherfuckers are feeling like shit. I ain't got no motherfucking clue what shit all up happened, but shit, it is gonna be motherfucking fine, you know. All you gotta do is sit chill and wait. I's got a feel motherfucking miracles are coming.

There, I said my peace, motherfuckers. But, fuck, if you is all up needing it, I've got a motherfucking horn pile here. Ain't no motherfucking charge to it.

♑ 003; > Video

faygot — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:47:08 GMT

[When the video turns on it looks like, well, quite honestly, it looks like Gamzee robbed an elderly teacher of his things. The troll is wearing a ~~gog-awful~~ god-awful plaid jacket --complete with elbow patches-- over his normal clothes, and he has got a pair of glasses to complete the teacherly look.]

Kay, dogs, get your listen on, motherfucking class is in session.

I all up got my realizing on and shit son, it is like all up all you dudes and dudes don't know the motherfucking word. Well, a brother ain't gonna get his ask on why not, but shit, what kinda fucking homey would I is being if I didn't get my share on with this magic?

[He takes a step back and clumsily refocuses the camera on the wall of his ~~hive~~ apartment. It looks like he got some crayon, and well, that blank space was just too temping because in giant letters it says--]

M O T H E R F U C K I N G

So, I is being all up teaching you bros how to use it. Close your motherfucking eyes and just get into the chill zone, kay? Just. Zone. You all good and fucking zoned? Aight. Now, when you motherfucking heart tells you it all up is right, just say the word. Ain't need no motherfucking rules or shit like that. Rules just motherfucking take the magic outta it. Gotta shout it whenever you get your feel on for it. Ain't gotta lock it all up tight in your nogging or chest. It's like a motherfucking jack in the box. When it's gotta spring, you gotta let it going.

Trust me, it'll make you feel like the best motherfucker there ever was being.

[He gives the camera a wide grin, before taking a step back onto an errant horn. It honks loudly making him jump, tripping backwards, swearing, dropping the camera and just

CLOWN DOWN, CLOWN DOWN CLOWN--

The screen goes black.

> Command | ]

♑ 002; > Text

faygot — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 21:20:43 GMT

[Filtered and locked to Vriska;

Hey, ~~mommy~~ Karkat only told him to stay away from her. Not, that he couldn't get his talk on :o)]

:o)
HeY VrIiIiIiIiIiSkA
WaIt--
MoThErFuCk
ThAtS FuCkInG TeN

♑ 001; > Video

faygot — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 15:37:58 GMT

[You are now Gamzee Makara. You have just arrived. You are wet and your make-up is running.

> TURN ON SFC AND VIDEO

You turn on the SFC and video. Sadly enough you have already forgotten where you were going with this. Your memory is a crap shoot.

> LOOK UP

Above you is a dome of water. It is motherfucking amazing. Shit, it's like nothing you have ever gogdamn seen. Or maybe you have and you forgot already. Your memory is still a crap shoot.

> ZONE OUT AND FORGET ALL ABOUT VIDEO

oh look, a fishie.]