Can't stop now

[audio]

fasternlightbot — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:41:24 GMT

How long until the snow is gone? I've run out of coffee and it doesn't make it easy to get more.

[mumble hate being snowed in grumble]

[video/action]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:10:36 GMT

[The camera flickers on to show someone's kitchen from what looks like the top of the fridge. A red Gaomon wanders in and starts pouring cereal. Then there's a knock on the door and the Gaomon leaves. A Gazimon peeks out from under the table and switches the cereal with another bowl. When the Gaomon returns, looking confused by the lack of anyone at the door, and sits down to eat, he finds the milk has been replaced with glue. The video cuts off on his flailing.]

[anonymous text]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 06:52:36 GMT

Is it possible to stop reoccurring dreams? Or dreams in general?

fasternlightbot — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:03:18 GMT

Yo bombs for brains, get your boyfriend under control. He's no where near me and I can still tell something's up.

[audio - locked to villians]

fasternlightbot — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 02:01:37 GMT

Alright, I'm not in the mood to do this the hard way so let me get to the point. I want my space cat back. Kats. I know this March rabbit guy took him. I don't care why so don't give me excuses.

And I know March is part of some group and a supposed ally and blah blah blah. Allies don't steal cats. And they certainly don't steal cats that happen to be "medics."

Now how much money do I have to throw around to get my cat back?

[video]

fasternlightbot — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 02:02:05 GMT

Okay, how the hell did I end up at the bottom of the ocean?

[Quick is still trudging out of the water, trying to remove seaweed and other stuff from his person.]

And is the date right on this thing or should I have it looked at?

[accidental audio - locked to Wilybots now]

fasternlightbot — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 20:48:26 GMT

Done. Now all I've got to do is... oh, that's done as well. I guess I could- no, I finished that yesterday.

Two days ago...

A week...

....is there really nothing left to do around here?

[text/video]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 03:33:39 GMT

Trying my hand at texture packs for Digicraft. Check it out and rate. I also take suggestions, if you want something in particular.

[attached: Digicraft texture pack download]

[There's also a video of Fluffy wandering around his world, showing off what different things look like. Eventually he comes across something that looks like a blocky version of Crash, which he hits with a shovel until it blows up, then moves on with the tour]

[action]

fasternlightbot — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 06:33:44 GMT

Surprisingly, it only took Quick half the time to get out of the second box than it did the first. After waking up to the dripping of water, flipping out for almost a whole day, and trying to copy what he did before to no avail, he came to the conclusion that whoever was doing this knew he didn't like to stay still and was torturing him by forcing him to do so. The key, therefore, was to not move or to move as little as possible. Quick of course chose the second and was eventually released. Again he made a mad dash for the house and Crash, his clothes muddy from the water and the run up the mountain.

[action]

fasternlightbot — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 03:47:20 GMT

It had been a few days since Quick had spoken with Crash. A few days he'd spent trying to get out of a crazy box puzzle thing, and now he was making a panicked dash to the Wilybot house, where he hoped the other bot would be. He was in such a rush that he ran into about a dozen trees and tripped even more, but he eventually made it, slamming the door shut behind him and leaning against it. If he wasn't in panic mode at the moment, he'd probably fall over from exhaustion, which is why his next move is to scrounge around for an E-tank. He couldn't afford to let his guard drop now, not after finally escaping. Then he'd check if Crash was actually home, if all the commotion hadn't alerted him to Quick's presence already.

[audio]

fasternlightbot — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:07:10 GMT

I'm calling out the guy who can turn into a motorcycle. You're fast; I'm fast. It's only right that we race. But if you need more convincing, there should be a call coming in about a robbery. One in which no one saw the culprit. That would be me. If you want the goods returned, you'll except my challenge.

On a completely different note, anyone out there willing to give a friend of mine dancing lessons? He's not horrible, but he could use some pointers. I'd do it myself, but I haven't had the best luck at teaching anyone in the past.

[text - mess of locks]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 11:55:25 GMT

[locked from Crash]

Anyone out there want to spar? I'm hoping for a sword fight, but I'm not picky. [/lock]

[locked to Shadow]

Hey ninja, do you have a moment? I need you to come look at some traps and their placement. And some new traps to see if they're any good. Um, why don't just do an overall defense check and cover all the bases. [/lock]

[locked to Metal]

I've got a new work rotation schedule ready. Based on which digimon work best together, at what time of the day they're most productive, and what they excel at, it should speed up construction by ten percent.

[attached: work schedule]

[/lock]

[locked to Elec]

Elec, we're finding you a girlfriend. As much as I love messing with you, it's gone on long enough. [/lock]

[locked to Sandy]

Hey kid, what have you been up to? Feels like forever since we've talked or defaced anything. [/lock]

[locked to Flash]

Looks like that party isn't happening, so I guess you get off the hook. Things just aren't what they used to be. Want to hang out instead? We could go looking for things to photograph or whatever you want. [/lock]

[Edited after talking with Metal - locked to Crash]

Crash, I've got a job for you if you want it. [/lock]

[action]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:34:24 GMT

After trying to win Crash over for what he was sure was days, Quick was started to doubt his ability to make it work. Maybe he was going about it the wrong way or not trying hard enough. What if he was trying too hard? He didn't know and nothing Crash did ever gave him any clues. The cave wasn't helping; he'd already paced a path into the floor and he'd finished reading his last book yesterday. So in a fit of desperation, he went deeper into the cave, looking for Gotsu. Sure he didn't trust her, and she had gotten him into this mess to begin with, but he didn't have anyone else to turn to.

"Gotsu?"

[locked to Metal]

fasternlightbot — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 02:08:23 GMT

Hey Metal, I've got a few questions I was hoping you could answer.

Say, hypothetically, the Doc was going to build another fortress. How much do you think it'd take to accomplish that? I mean, even when it was just us back home, we had a ton of drones to do most of the work. Would it even be possible here?

[locked to team Wily - backdated to the 1st]

fasternlightbot — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 01:39:29 GMT

I'm really not liking this. If any of us are going to get in trouble for killing Blueboy, we should at least get the enjoyment of actually doing it. And it doesn't look like they're letting this one go either, so how are we suppose to deal with it? It's not like Crash can say he didn't do it and they believe him.

[accidental video - around noon on the 1st]

fasternlightbot — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 07:42:35 GMT

[The video starts as something knocks into it.... a Gazimon's foot to be exact. The angle on the camera swings back and forth some before it becomes apparent that the owner of it is up pretty high. And they seem to be sleeping up there]

[Anonymous]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 05:45:30 GMT

[locked to Crash]

[attached: a small box with directions and a note saying to dress nicely]

[/lock]

[locked to Sandy]

[attached: her favorite dessert]

[/lock]

[locked to Kats]

[attached: new tools]

[/lock]

[locked to Elec]

[attached: a box that a makeup kit would have gone in, but inside is a tin of cookies and come bits]

[/lock]

[locked to Metal]

[attached: lumberjack outfit and axe, along with a little doodle of Quick laughing]

[/lock]

[audio]

fasternlightbot — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:17:46 GMT

*An odd shocked eep is heard before Quick yells* Not again!

*Then there's a FOOOMP as the snow hits, burying him in the stuff. That's right, he actually saw it coming. Not that it made it any better*

[audio]

fasternlightbot — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 08:15:47 GMT

So I just had the best dream ever. The whole world was made of food and I could eat as much as I wanted and it never ran out. So I was wondering if anyone out there can make this happen. Like with a food ray or something. I know it's a long shot, but with all the crazy stuff that happens, why not.

And hey, to pass the time, ideas of what food to turn things into sounds fun. Beds should be made out of cake~

[text - locked to team Wily]

fasternlightbot — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:11:08 GMT

I'm reporting that, from what I can tell, Elec Man has sustained damage and is willing to join our side. He eagerly retold of how he killed off the humans at the power plant years ago and seems slightly unhinged. I propose we use this to our advantage. Even if he's not really for us, it's nothing a little programming tweaks couldn't fix. And we certainly could use we more 'bots on our side.

[Locked to Elec]

fasternlightbot — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:06:01 GMT

Hey Sparky, you still alive?

[anon - locked to Elec]

fasternlightbot — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:27:03 GMT

[attached: cupcakes with lightning bolt shaped icing and a note that simply reads Thanks/Sorry]

[locked to Crash]

fasternlightbot — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:45:46 GMT

Hey Crash, I know you've been busy lately, but do you have time to catch lunch with me today?

fasternlightbot — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 06:33:20 GMT

Getting ghosted is as good a reason as any to take off for a while so I'm off. Try not to destroy the house while I'm out.

[audio]

fasternlightbot — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 04:51:03 GMT

I really should keep better track of this- Uh, to anyone who knows Crash, have you seen him? He hasn't come home from work yet, which I've already checked, and I don't know where else he could be. It's getting kinda late.