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When Will Your Favorite Pop Star Croak?
Fall Out Boy's hyperactive bassist gets a professional opinion from gerontologist Dr. David J. Demko.
Blender, November 2007 |
PETE WENTZBirthdate: June 5, 1979
Current age: 28
Death calculator starts at age: 79
| CATEGORY | YEARS ADDED / SUBTRACTED | | White male (-2) raised in Illinois (-1) | -3 | | Delinquent child: Stole a guitar at 14; frequent truant; parents sent him to “eight-week tough-love boot camp” | -1 | | Poor exercise: Days spent riding in bus, nights playing board games | -2 | | Stress: Work overload has led to anxiety meds and a weeklong hospital stay | -1 | | Public humbling: Penis pix on Internet | -1 | | Media fishbowl: Paparazzi hound Wentz and girlfriend Ashlee Simpson | -2 | | Insomnia: Chronic lack of sleep inspired his book The Boy With the Thorn in His Side | -1 | | Neurobic: Songwriter, author, entrepreneur, bar owner, clothing model | +2 | | Hepatitis risk: Tattoos all over body | -2 | | Sexual-identity issues: Irons hair; wears guyliner (“I’m pretty much half-gay”) | -2 | | Supportive parents: Bumper sticker on family car said MY KID COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HONOR STUDENT | +1 | Questionable hygiene: “Never eat good food ever” (-3),
suffers from “health issue” (-2),
van tours are “dirty” (-2) | -7 | | Workaholic: “290 shows per year” | -4 | | Neurosis: “I have a negative outlook on everything; I tend to be overly bitter” | -2 |
| Estimated life expectancy | 54 | | Projected year of death | 2033 |
| Gerontologist Dr. David J. Demko: “Pete needs daily aerobic exercise for his overall physical and mental health. Also, he needs to make taking showers an everyday priority.” |
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