evilcake 😡aggravated

i award you no points and my god have mercy on your soul...

Here's the deal:

Dear Fall Out Boy Fandom,

Crisis averted, Fall Out Boy fans: Looks like the rumors of an engagement between Pete Wentz and his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson aren't true. And neither is the gossip that she's pregnant. Initial, uh, "reports" had Wentz proposing to Simpson before FOB's Live Earth gig at Giants Stadium (New Jersey = romance) and suggested that Ash was seen refusing to drink anything and rubbing her belly. But according to a spokesperson for Wentz, those reports are false.

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Yesterday there were silly rumors circulating on the web that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant and engaged to boyfriend Pete Wentz. Like we mentioned yesterday, it was really just a rumor because her reps have now responded saying that the reports are "absolutely not true".

THERE. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE ALREADY.