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the new york times called me lame, my calves are insane, and being a man hater is soooo in
happy august
Aug 10, 2025
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Evie Goodman is reading 5 books at any given time.
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Apr 12
I have zero charm, a gay man is in love with me, and I love to wallow in self pity
don't judge unless you've held the charisma wand
Mar 22
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death to rock climbers everywhere, I take back what I said about chess, and my vibe-first approach has a shelf life
if there’s a dress code involved.. I’m in. Unless the dress code is ugly.
Mar 8
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cameron winter is filing a restraining order against me, I’m definitely a predator, and possibly a sociopath
hello self aware!
Feb 22
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crushing on my doctor, crying in public, and being good at chess is sexy
new year... old me?
Feb 1
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I am not sexy right now, sauna romance is only real if you bring a swimsuit, and ayahuasca might be in my future
you can't make me moisturize my legs!!!!
Jan 4
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I went on a first date with a male comedian and all I got was strep throat from the Hot Pepper Party
for research purposes, obviously
Dec 21, 2025
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You’re invited to…
HI NEW YORK CITY!
Dec 3, 2025
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anna wintour jumpscare, making enemies at the partiful party, and intrigue is In for 2026
i thought it was an impersonator with a wig and cheap glasses but no... it was Her
Nov 16, 2025
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