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[...Talking squirrel. That is all.]
I seem to have misplaced my mode of transportation.
Has any weary traveler happened upon a young maiden of sixteen, short, skinny as a beanpole? Black hair, wears a hat. Might be passing herself off as a boy.
If someone has kidnapped her, I would very much appreciate her return. Unless she's been placed under one of those enchantments, in which case she'll need a prince and I will need a new companion with a suitably comfortable hat.
Large pockets would also be acceptable. Preferably female, as I notice the menfolk tend to do a bit of adventuring in and around dangerous fauna, and I have no intention of become a side dish to some gallant knight.
No, thank you. I've a difficult enough time avoiding hungry brigands without adding dragons into the mix.
I seem to have misplaced my mode of transportation.
Has any weary traveler happened upon a young maiden of sixteen, short, skinny as a beanpole? Black hair, wears a hat. Might be passing herself off as a boy.
If someone has kidnapped her, I would very much appreciate her return. Unless she's been placed under one of those enchantments, in which case she'll need a prince and I will need a new companion with a suitably comfortable hat.
Large pockets would also be acceptable. Preferably female, as I notice the menfolk tend to do a bit of adventuring in and around dangerous fauna, and I have no intention of become a side dish to some gallant knight.
No, thank you. I've a difficult enough time avoiding hungry brigands without adding dragons into the mix.