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let's get some AU up in here

scissorbite — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:00:26 GMT

ROBOT!FUTURE•AU
Over the milennia the walls that seperate the dimensions have worn thin, leaving a useful hole for your new lords and masters - a race of ancient hivemind robot warriors - to work their way in to your pleasant little worlds.

The bastard robots have taken over various worlds and dimensions but native resistance forces are starting to fight back. Freedom hackers, techno-warriors and cyber martyrs lead rebel cells in the revolution against the robots. Human-robotic hybridisation and bio-upgrades are commonly found and essential in the cybernetic war against the invaders - but these cybernetic implants make the user weak to computer viruses that enslave them to the robot cause.

tldr: everyone has guns, scars, stubble and cool enhancements. Nobody is happy and everybody hates the robots.

necklaces — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 01:37:29 GMT

someone get them a god damn map

candlejack — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:49:34 GMT

thanoodles — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:08:15 GMT

scary post apocalypse infected wasteland YEAH

story archives :

scissorbite — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 10:41:19 GMT

"I love OCs.I want to hug all of them, but I can't 'cause that's crazy. I can't hug every OC!"

WʘRLD LIBRARY

"Sorry, I'm thinking about OCs again..."
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT:
→ pimp yo storylines in the comments below with links to cast pages/world info/comms
→ remember to say whether it's just open to emprises folk or ALL THE WORLD or whatever
→ pick up some delicious new characters to roll around with

( boredom or despair, you decide )

thanoodles — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:39:30 GMT

( classify )

thanoodles — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 11:49:34 GMT

cup of coffee.

candlejack — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:29:30 GMT

wake up and smell the coffee
waking up in a bed that isn't yours isn't always fun how about you get a cup of coffee and find out where you are?

this may be a repost; enjoy.

candlejack — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 01:43:01 GMT

surrounded like a waterfall

necklaces — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:29:10 GMT

surprise! sudden heatwave
good thing you have a fountain, right?

( something borrowed something blue , if you want them back i'll give it to you )

thanoodles — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:02:38 GMT

what if you and i...
name some ships, write some headcanon and/or play them out in a thread.
This is a completely AU filled post, so whatever happens here should have no effect on future shenanigans.
kya

kokanshu — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:18:30 GMT

( wah )

thanoodles — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:57:33 GMT

obligatory kissing meme

how this works:
i. leave a blank comment with your character
ii. reply to your own comment with the position number (as seen here)

AND THEN...
iii. go to random.org and put whatever the number of characters is on 'max'
iv. your character is matched with whichever number you drew!

AND THEN...
v. still on rng, draw a number between 1 and 5 to get one of the following options:
1 - Kiss on the forehead.
2 - Kiss on the nose.
3 - Kiss on the cheek.
4 - Kiss on the lips.
5 - Kiss anywhere.

AND YOU'RE READY TO GO. Be hideous, be sweet, be sexy. LET'S GET IT ON.

thanoodles — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:03:42 GMT

yes you are

candlejack — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:56:15 GMT

( i wish i wish i will )

thanoodles — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:42:18 GMT

blame maria

candlejack — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:57:28 GMT

MIND THE FLYING SHARKS

» we are exploding anyway.

candlejack — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:55:55 GMT

( keep it to yourself )

thanoodles — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:43:44 GMT

thanoodles — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 23:52:04 GMT

drugs, so many drugs ( also potions )

candlejack — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 11:44:07 GMT

IT'S A ~~COPY/PASTE~~ POTION POST

You're going to be forced to drink a potion! They taste wonderfully. Or not. Kind of like Harry Potter's magic beans or whatever they are. Don't sue us, Miss Rowlings. Go to RANDOM.ORG, put a number between 0-8.

1; Animal potion [ turns you into an animal ]
2; Genderbend [ changes you to the opposite gender ]
3; Lust potion [ self-explanatory KIDS ARE IMMUNE TO THIS SO RE-ROLL and they are also anti-lust potions ]
4; Body transformation potion [ changes your appearance completely ]
5; Age potions [ makes you younger or older ]
6; Love potion [ you fall in love with the person three comments above or below you ]
7; Truth potion [ everything you say is 100% true ]
8; Reversal potion [ your personality becomes the opposite - if you are nice, you will be mean, if you're honest, you'll be a liar, etc ]
0; Someone OTHER THAN YOU picks one potion for your character freely.

Don't forget to put the potion number on the comment subject. Otherwise, enjoy.

don't over do it.

candlejack — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:25:33 GMT

thanoodles — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:12:50 GMT

( FORCED HONESTY )
- post with your character
- characters or the anonymous ask questions
- they have to reply with the truth and nothing but the truth
- profit

(you can log in to shititsdark for anon - pw is emprisesfolk0)

the thunders and the lightnings

candlejack — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 10:17:21 GMT

a storm is coming

( npcs attacking us oh no )

thanoodles — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:24:39 GMT

someone in the street has decided they don't want you here anymore
fight for your life, or hope that someone saves you