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The last time I saw him, he was crying at the bar.

Feb 11 • Emma Newman-Holden

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Every animal is sad after sex

His shaft is engorged, almost bubonic, or conjunctival.

Apr 14 • Emma Newman-Holden

PRE-ORDER MY BOOK NERDS!

Excuse my language!

Apr 12 • Emma Newman-Holden

I love this guy

He asks me if it feels okay so I tell him for the hundredth time that I hate his stupid ugly voice and then make puking sounds and mime blowing my…

Apr 10 • Emma Newman-Holden

Moonlight Is Pragmatic Like A Child

, and my daughter likes rainbows, but that just won’t do.

Apr 1 • Emma Newman-Holden

Jesus was a cross-dresser

Everyone’s dad hates Yoko Ono because her name is so much fun to say.

Mar 26 • Emma Newman-Holden

Man seeks to corrupt the ground beneath your toes.

Mar 16 • Emma Newman-Holden

Hymens and Bust / I've Already Paid

If God were a woman—I wish there were a semantic structure in place that could paint my kind of tense, a baby-child of second conditional and present…

Mar 5 • Emma Newman-Holden

Her pussy tastes like commercials

Her pussy tastes like commercials.

Feb 24 • Emma Newman-Holden

Bathe me in iodine before the roaches reach me.

Feb 17 • Emma Newman-Holden

my vape is dying

my vape is dying

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