🤖🤖🤖  BOTS! BOTS EVERYWHERE!  🤖🤖🤖

Our poor PHP server is currently like:

        (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
        💦  *overheating*  💦

We’re being annoyingly hugged by way too many bots,
and the server needs a moment to catch its breath.

Please hang tight while we:
  🔧 add shields
  🚧 raise defenses
  🧹 sweep out the bots

Thanks for your patience, human!