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January 8, 2026
The lies they tell
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January 5, 2026
Meet the dictator who ran his country into the ground and then invaded Venezuela.
Jan 5
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January 1, 2026
I never stopped writing. I just stopped writing things down.
Jan 1
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ICE job postings
ICE wants YOU to protect your COUNTRY from PROGRESS.
Oct 16, 2025
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I like free speech so much that I’ve decided it’s just mine now
It needs to stay locked up where I can keep an eye on it.
Sep 19, 2025
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The purpose of a system
Everything is connected
Sep 7, 2025
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Our plan for peace was simple: kill everyone
We ran simulation after simulation, but all our spurious theories came out in the wash.
Aug 8, 2025
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Man stuns political establishment by running on platform of good ideas
“We’d never considered trying good ideas before,” a party leader told us.
Jun 25, 2025
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