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The Scary Truth About Your Friends (eddie izzard style) by Mellifera
username
Wants a "cup of coffee"	qzee
Hides their makeup in a tree	dearwinifred
Vegetarian painter	akire_yta
Was on the moon with Steve	reedalert
Poked a badger with a spoon	indehed
Puts babies on spikes	malcolm_reed
Can run about in heels and not fall over	brenk
Under house arrest	stormymouse
Carries a brick in their handbag	kyrdwyn
Never played Risk as a kid	justacat
Ich bin ein Berlinner	kipli
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Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Mate	icekestrel
Your Cabin Boy/Girl	brenk
Your Bodyguard	brightbeak
The Bad Guy/Girl	kyrdwyn
Your Obligatory Love Interest	stormymouse
The Fanservicey One	akire_yta
Your Coveted Treasure	What else? Your friends!
Number of people you kill to get it	96,142
Number of times you get laid afterward	673
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Weehee! (But there's nothing obligatory about you, Storms)