It's lucky....

...that I have such a sweet, understanding boyfriend who knows I take the piss often, because whilst it's clear he loves me, Karma has other ideas....

Jojo expressed how much he didn't like Lily Allen's song 'Smile' earlier, when it came on TV...so I suggested I drown it out for him (because I'm kind and loving) so I started to fake a very loud, vocal, orgasm. He agreed that he'd rather listen to me faking the big O than Lily. So then I 'accidentally' slipped out a name.....uuuuuhhuuuuuhhhooohhhGoooooddddddddd, DEEEAAANNNNOOOO....just to see if he still preferred me...and I was immediately struck down by a huge choking fit, which wasn't  helped by the fact I was helpless with laughter already.

Jojo didn't help me recover. Just let me die.

And I thought he loved me... XD

(it did mean I drowned out Lily with choking instead though, so I guess everyone's happy)