elfbert 🙃creative Brighton

on the wane...

Argh, I was absolutely nuckin' futs earlier. I tried to get my flatmate to agree to lie on a shelf in the supermarket and let me stack cheddar up in front of her so I could go and get a member of staff and tell them there seemed to be a lady stuck in their cheese section. She refused. So I ninja attacked her with a pizza and stacked french sticks on her.

I have a feeling it was the three pints of coffee that made me do this.

And then I drank a load of mulled wine to try to counter the effects...

I really really really love caffeine. I feel like I'm me when I have caffeine. Feel like I'm alive. When I'm off it I just feel flat. Except it's only when I'm on the stuff that I realise that.
Argh. It truly is an addiction. >_<

Today we found out we're getting a bonus. YAYES.

And I spent 4 and a half hours trying to fit a job on site which was woefully wrong, and basically wasted the entire day. I mean, I don't give a toss because I get paid whatever happens, but it does make our firm look like a bunch of tossers.