I've been to Whitbury and swum in the poo
The swimming pool today was HOT.
Like, 100% humidity and a million degrees - three fan heaters going full blast.
I got sunburnt arms from the UV of the welder - nice crisp lines of sunburn on my biceps. Great.
And they hadn't *exactly* emptied the pool either...and the handrails I was welding were full of water, so I had to put the angle grinder through them and then jump out of the way.

so it was a pretty horrible job, but as everyone in the yard was jealous, thinking we'd have an easy day, we dressed Matty up in green arm bands, a pink hat, got him a float and a rubber ring and some goggles and I made him pose on the edge of the pool, topless, as if he was in it, and then took a picture where you couldn't see that there wasn't actually enough water to swim in and we sent it to the guys in the yard. Predictably they all got in a right state.
Like, 100% humidity and a million degrees - three fan heaters going full blast.
I got sunburnt arms from the UV of the welder - nice crisp lines of sunburn on my biceps. Great.
And they hadn't *exactly* emptied the pool either...and the handrails I was welding were full of water, so I had to put the angle grinder through them and then jump out of the way.

so it was a pretty horrible job, but as everyone in the yard was jealous, thinking we'd have an easy day, we dressed Matty up in green arm bands, a pink hat, got him a float and a rubber ring and some goggles and I made him pose on the edge of the pool, topless, as if he was in it, and then took a picture where you couldn't see that there wasn't actually enough water to swim in and we sent it to the guys in the yard. Predictably they all got in a right state.