elfbert 😣cranky

Listens: MTV or The Amp or some such

open letter

Dear Body,

It has been some time now since I have had a right thigh. I would quite like it back please. Yes, I know it's still there, but only because my lower leg and foot persist in following me around - the numbness is really rather wearing.

And while we're at it, why is it that you've decided to smite my left thigh when I sit up, then my right one when I lie down. Don't you think that's just being mean?

Really, I would like both of them back, with feeling in them.

Thank you

Elf
xx