open letter
Dear Body,
It has been some time now since I have had a right thigh. I would quite like it back please. Yes, I know it's still there, but only because my lower leg and foot persist in following me around - the numbness is really rather wearing.
And while we're at it, why is it that you've decided to smite my left thigh when I sit up, then my right one when I lie down. Don't you think that's just being mean?
Really, I would like both of them back, with feeling in them.
Thank you
Elf
xx
It has been some time now since I have had a right thigh. I would quite like it back please. Yes, I know it's still there, but only because my lower leg and foot persist in following me around - the numbness is really rather wearing.
And while we're at it, why is it that you've decided to smite my left thigh when I sit up, then my right one when I lie down. Don't you think that's just being mean?
Really, I would like both of them back, with feeling in them.
Thank you
Elf
xx