ah ah ah ah staying awake, staying awake
::does appropriate pointy-finger movements::
Well, the plan was for Jojo to come and stay with me tonight, get me packed, and us to kip a bit, then leave for his place in the wee smalls.
BUT, because I am gifted with immense brainsor maybe cos I packed faster than he ever thought I would we decided it would be better to leave my place at midnight (when I finished packing, go me!) and then try to amuse ourselves for the night...
So far we have: Had coffee and spotted a big sign outside the coffee place on the motorway..."Timsbits - a taste of Canada over here" !!! I took this as a SIGN FROM GAWD. I leapt about and squeed.
We had a Looooooong coffee, to take up time, then decided to go to the supermarket (bless 24 hour supermarket opening) and buy JAFFA CAKES.
Yes, at half two in the morning the lonely checkout operator saw us buy a bunch of jaffa cakes and a toothbrush...she looked at us like we were MAD. Jojo made out that I was preggers and having cravings, then we told her we were trying to stay awake.... I almost fell over about 20 times in the shop (there were all of FOUR customers in the BIGGEST ASDA in the WORLD). Jojo insulted me by picking out a pair of jeans...I pointed out that the came down around my ankles...and he's like "so...they're the right length then?"...Me: "They are MEANT to be cropped!! STFU!!"
He laughed a lot. I didn't speak to him until I'd chased him around with a sparkly rainbow posing pouch.
So..after the ASDAing we drove home finally and Jojo asks...
"Why don't I see any rabbits anymore? There used to be hundreds on this road."
Me: It used to be dawn when you drove home.
Him: I suppose they're hibernating.
Me: O_o rabbits don't hibernate.
Him: Well where do they go then??
Me: It's DARK...and..there's one! Oh, and another!!........AND ANOTH...oh, no, that was a paper coffee cup >_>
We also had a long discussion about truckdriver!slash that lasted the entire journey back....cos trucks always pull up in laybys in twos, it seems. Like the one truck is sniffing the other truck's tailgate.....although the main thrust ::fnark:: of the discussion was about the drivers, I think, not the actual vehicles...
maybe if they leave the back open, they like it from behind...if they leave the curtains open they're into voyeurism...dogging for trucks! hee!
Can you tell I'm trying to stay awake a bit longer?
Our STUPID SUCKY COW FACED FISHY MUFFED EVIL BITCH LANDLADY has said we can have ONE new key for our building, and must BUY the other two for FIFTY POUNDS. The email I returned to our letting agent was rather less than polite. Stupid moose faced cnut.
She doesn't know who she's messing with.
Well, the plan was for Jojo to come and stay with me tonight, get me packed, and us to kip a bit, then leave for his place in the wee smalls.
BUT, because I am gifted with immense brains
So far we have: Had coffee and spotted a big sign outside the coffee place on the motorway..."Timsbits - a taste of Canada over here" !!! I took this as a SIGN FROM GAWD. I leapt about and squeed.
We had a Looooooong coffee, to take up time, then decided to go to the supermarket (bless 24 hour supermarket opening) and buy JAFFA CAKES.
Yes, at half two in the morning the lonely checkout operator saw us buy a bunch of jaffa cakes and a toothbrush...she looked at us like we were MAD. Jojo made out that I was preggers and having cravings, then we told her we were trying to stay awake.... I almost fell over about 20 times in the shop (there were all of FOUR customers in the BIGGEST ASDA in the WORLD). Jojo insulted me by picking out a pair of jeans...I pointed out that the came down around my ankles...and he's like "so...they're the right length then?"...Me: "They are MEANT to be cropped!! STFU!!"
He laughed a lot. I didn't speak to him until I'd chased him around with a sparkly rainbow posing pouch.
So..after the ASDAing we drove home finally and Jojo asks...
"Why don't I see any rabbits anymore? There used to be hundreds on this road."
Me: It used to be dawn when you drove home.
Him: I suppose they're hibernating.
Me: O_o rabbits don't hibernate.
Him: Well where do they go then??
Me: It's DARK...and..there's one! Oh, and another!!........AND ANOTH...oh, no, that was a paper coffee cup >_>
We also had a long discussion about truckdriver!slash that lasted the entire journey back....cos trucks always pull up in laybys in twos, it seems. Like the one truck is sniffing the other truck's tailgate.....although the main thrust ::fnark:: of the discussion was about the drivers, I think, not the actual vehicles...
maybe if they leave the back open, they like it from behind...if they leave the curtains open they're into voyeurism...dogging for trucks! hee!
Can you tell I'm trying to stay awake a bit longer?
Our STUPID SUCKY COW FACED FISHY MUFFED EVIL BITCH LANDLADY has said we can have ONE new key for our building, and must BUY the other two for FIFTY POUNDS. The email I returned to our letting agent was rather less than polite. Stupid moose faced cnut.
She doesn't know who she's messing with.