Are you smart enough to take the riddle challenge?

You're safe, skaloop - I won't be forced to beat the answers out of you when we come a'visiting!

WEEHEE!! How accomplished do I feel??

In other news...

My ear hurts, having been wapped around the head with an entire steel ballustrade. OWCH. and OUCH. bruised ear is odd...can't sleep on it!

Earlier, I did a big ::SSHHNNNUUURRFFFFFFFLLLEEEECCCHHHHHHHHHH:: type of sniff....and Jojo blew me a kiss, thinking I'd made the noise to blow him one...bwahahahaha. Just like when I say something like "Have you see my clean pants?" and he answers "I love you too"...methinks it's his ears that are wrong, despite mine being beaten up.

Um...I wore a huge stainless steel ring hooked into my t-shirt where my nipple is today at work. It took about three hours for anyone to mention it/ask why. They were either embarrassed to admit they'd looked at my boobies, or they just thought 'the girl's doing silly things again". Then Al cupped my breast and said "what've you got that there for?" and broke the majik spell of the Untouchable Boobiez...

I told him I'd sue, naturally.

I also told my foreman that he was a lazy arsehole who did no work, told Phil he was a fat ladyboy and one day his multiple chins would be so huge they'd eat his face, and generally managed to insult most people. Didn't bother insulting Gary...God's laughing at him enough already.