elfbert I'm tellin' ya

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MirrorUniverse Beard of EVIL

Ok...I'm not entirely sure I'm liking DK's new facial hair.

I hope he's had it ker-shaved before NEC.

It's just....nooooooo. Why cover a face like his??

Elf says: Boy, you're gorge - a proper butcher's dog, without going for the woofy whiskers. So stop it now. Shave off the beardyhairyevilness of MU. Nuff' said.

I wonder if he reads this journal for his grooming and style tips?