Oi, URCHIN
Urchin, if you don't measure your manhole cover and tell me the measurements, I can't weld you up a new one. I've cleared it with Juju, who thinks the material is around...although carrying it up on the train will be so many sorts of fun...rush-hour London with a drain cover under one arm...Also, measure the wee holes in it so i can reproduce them. I forgot to say that to you at the weekend when I gave you the lecture on 'measuring manhole covers for Elf'.
(For anyone else who gives a monkey's...were all the people who live in our row of flats at Jojo's park, there's a caved in manhole cover, which no-one is ever going to do anything about. So I am. Before a car falls down the hole. God knows what cowboys made the original cover, but it's CRAP.)
(For anyone else who gives a monkey's...were all the people who live in our row of flats at Jojo's park, there's a caved in manhole cover, which no-one is ever going to do anything about. So I am. Before a car falls down the hole. God knows what cowboys made the original cover, but it's CRAP.)