Jobbyjobjobs

Ideal Job thingy... http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Elf - Should be a stripper...

Elfbert should be a Professional Tramp

My 'real' first name should be a tree surgeon

My extended first name should be a lumberjack

My shortened full name should be a superhero

My long full name should be an Evil Boss

Yeah, I'd do all those jobs. Fun.