just like you
Like the rest of humanity, it seems, I am hot. And I smell of stainless steel. Owing to my being covered in a fine film of stainless dust. The plus side to this is looking sparkly.
I'm on an uber-health-kick, have been for a few weeks now. Please spur me on my grabbing chocolate/badstuff from my hands and beating me around the head with things (only when you catch me doing something bad - not just when you feel like it).
So far today I have eaten...1/2 mug of orchard fruit muesli (we don't have any bowls at work, so I always have my cereal out of a mug)
4 black pepper oatcakes.
1 slice of cheddar and one slice of red leicester.
3 cups of tea
2 glasses of high juice.
Please help me be strong. My excessive flab must be told where to go in no uncertain terms. (I figure if i'm really good most of the time then the occasional meal out etc can be permitted, when unavoidable.
I may in a minute eat a seaweed cracker. But first I shall shower and become human again.
And remind me to go and give blood on thursday before I go to the greyhounds. And remind me not to bet too much. >.
I'm on an uber-health-kick, have been for a few weeks now. Please spur me on my grabbing chocolate/badstuff from my hands and beating me around the head with things (only when you catch me doing something bad - not just when you feel like it).
So far today I have eaten...1/2 mug of orchard fruit muesli (we don't have any bowls at work, so I always have my cereal out of a mug)
4 black pepper oatcakes.
1 slice of cheddar and one slice of red leicester.
3 cups of tea
2 glasses of high juice.
Please help me be strong. My excessive flab must be told where to go in no uncertain terms. (I figure if i'm really good most of the time then the occasional meal out etc can be permitted, when unavoidable.
I may in a minute eat a seaweed cracker. But first I shall shower and become human again.
And remind me to go and give blood on thursday before I go to the greyhounds. And remind me not to bet too much. >.