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Today there was a gale blowing through our flat. (because the windows were open - it was nice, but a bit TOO draughty). So I pushed my door closed...and it blew open again. So I shoved a shoe against it.

The door just shoved the shoe away, trapping the shoe between my wardrobe and the door. I thought no more of it.

Since then, however, everyone who has walked into my room (including me) has shoved the door, had the door rebound off the shoe and the person has ended up in a heap in the corridor.

Want a nifty free person-ejecting device for your home? I recommend it.