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it's 0520, man!!

I'm awake. I'm at jonboy1's.

Two hours ago I was in Brighton.

I am just a big ugly bag of spew and shit. tmi? Well bad luck, cos you know now. 3am this morning, I lost my guts in both directions. Charming.

jonboy1 poisoned me. He claims innocence, but I think on the evidence, I'd convict him.

He has, however, redeemed himself, by stuffing me in a car at 4am and driving me back to his place for further spewage and some sleep.

(normally I don't have a problem with the builders at my place...but they're NOISY and there is zero privacy...not ideal conditions to mope about and be ill in.)

Anyways, I'm sure it's only a temporary glitch in my innards and I expect to be fine by tonight. I'm already feeling a little more human.