THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Elf
2. El
3. Urchin

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Maddooks
2. Elfdooks
3. Dookers

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My blondeness
2. Boobies!
3. Teeth

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Fat
2. Lard
3. cellulite

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Cockney
2. Italian
3. Home Counties

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Other people being irrational
2. Upsetting other people
3. My lack of fears being detrimental to my health

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Oxygen
2. Food
3. Water

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Tracky bums
2. T-shirt
3. Er..jewellery (cos there aint no more clothes, yo)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Leonard Cohen
2. Sting
3. Aretha Franklin

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Do you want to be a hero? (John Anderson)
2. Faith (George Micheal)
3. Roxanne (Police)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. fun
2. no pressure
3. love

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I never get stressed
2. I once dropped a pair of scissors through my foot
3. I'm watching you as you read this

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Shoulders
2. soft skin
3. smile

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. procrastination
2. postponement
3. daydreaming

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. cook and eat dinner
2. write
3. be omnipresent

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Artist
2. Writer
3. Professional coffee-house friend (as in I just sit there and people come and chat with me)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. New Zealand
2. The World
3. Antartica

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
Shaw
Malachi
Boyd



THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Everything
2. With everyone
3. Ever.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I have a boy-job (steelworker)
2. I like boy-things (cars and dirty things and taking stuff apart and not being able to put it back together again)
3. I am a boy.


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I take the pill
2. I take advantage of men being dumb
3. I giggle

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Dominic Keating
2. Connor Trinneer
3. What, you want all my frickin' secrets?


THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. You ::points::
2. You ::points::
3. and...er...You ::points again::