elfbert 😊thoughtful

Listens: The Brittas Empire

I must ask one of 'the great questions of life' ®

So...people...all of you (to get a balanced view)

Salad Cream.

Mayonnaise.

Either or both?

Personally, I detest Salad Cream with a passion. It is the condiment of DOOM. Whilst I LUREV Mayo.

Yet tonight I discover that my flatmate happily eats BOTH of these things happily. I put it to you that she's weird, cos no-one else I know likes BOTH. It's an either or thing. They just don't make many people who like both.

So, you guys...do any of YOU like both?

God, it's lucky people like me are around to ask these questions...

(next week we have 'what would be worse ... dogs the size of ants, or ants the size of dogs?' and 'Could a human climb inside a cow that had just given birth?')