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So on Friday I was pretty dumb at work. Realised I'd welded up my third balcony with a 15 milimetre error in my maths...DOH. Anyway, the boss says he'll cough for the £100 it'll take to have the stainless perf-panels resized to fit my error, but Juju, my guvnor, say's it'll be cheaper for me to cut out the steel and re-do it, instead of having new panels made. Causes me more work, anyway. Not that I mind, cos it was my fault.

Tomorrow I gotta go see the fam. I don't want to, but I suppose that's life. My mother, brother, grandfather, uncle, his missus, my cousin and his missus. And possibly others who I don't know about yet. I reallyreally don't wanna go.




A - Accent: Westcountry (British) when I'm home, sorta received pronunciation with mockney undertones when I'm not.

B - Breast size: 34 D or E, depending on the shop.

C - Chore you hate: Dusting. Moving everything around just to move the dust around. Gah.

D - Dad’s name: Edward. But most people call him Ned.

E - Essential make-up item: Aloe Vera

F - Favorite perfume/oil scent: Rose

G - Gold or silver: Silver. Loveley stuff.

H - Hometown: where I grew up? Chippenham was the closest town.

I - Insomnia: On and off.

J - Job title: Architectural Steelwork Welder/Fabricator.

K - Kids: Better when you can give 'em back after they stop being cute and fun.

L - Living arrangements: Live in the bestest flat in the world with two friends during the week, spend almost every weekend with my boy, Jojo, in his flat.

M - Mum’s birthplace: No idea. Probably Kent.

N - Number of apples you’ve eaten: Thousands.

O - Overnight hospital stays: One. I don't remember it. It was in Brighton General when I was about 3.

P - Phobia: None I can think of.

R - Religious affiliation: None. I don't affiliate. It's against my religion ;)

S - Siblings: Kelvin

T - Time you wake up: 5:30/6am in the week for work.

U - Unnatural hair colors you’ve worn: Blue, green, red, purple, orange, silver.

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Um...I don't like gherkins.

W - Worst habit: Being selfish

X - X-rays you’ve had: Jaw, fingers (twice), knees (both).

Y - Yummy foods you make: Little fried up potato things, lasagne.

Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer.