insane in the fandombrain

So, I'm in the middle of plotting with Sal, when:

Elf: sorry, JojoUrchin was on the phone
Sal: ah - CJ phoned earlier ;-)
Elf: I'm not sure Jojo is up to seeing Malc and Trip together
Elf: fuweoefojbweb!!! JON
Elf: I mean
Sal: ::shrieks with laughter::
Elf: >.> looks at you sideways
Sal: ::still giggling::
Elf: is easily done...mixing up your boyfriend and your fandom captain
Sal: ::giggle:: ::snort::
Sal: focl
Sal: ::giggles some more::
Elf: >.> looks at you harder
Sal: all I can say is - it's better you call Jon Jojo than Jojo Jon!!!!
Elf: nonono, you see, Jojo's real full name is Jonathan...so I can do the other way around
Sal: as long as you don't call him Malcolm!!!
Elf: bwahahahaa ::mutters:: I have before
Sal: ::shocked::


::huggles Jojo::

You know I loves you, Urchy.

and my head really isn't filled with the thoughts of other men