elfbert 😟bored

Listens: hole in the head

alkeroll!! ::glugglug::

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (69).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 69% on proof

You scored higher than 99% on beer index

You scored higher than 94% on wine index

You scored higher than 90% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid