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'There has recently been a huge increase in the number of women wanting surgery to increase their breast size' announces the British Association of Plastic Surgeons (BAPS)

Bwahahahaha.

I have more energy today. I think I must be on the mend! Although still coughing like some freak.

Luckily I have my amazing Nurse Jojo to fetch me my drugs etc. I wuvs him. lots.

Spoke to my old man on the phone, told him I'm on the mend (never tell him when I'm ill cos he worries)