"Bring the drugs baby, I can bring my pain."

giggles

eleni81 — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 20:57:37 GMT

I found this on Facebook and I just can't stop giggling!!!
The truth is, I can soooo see it happening *nods*

for Marie

eleni81 — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 20:45:55 GMT

see? even Tommy thinks of you :)

Mari mou, ola tha pane kala! Min to vazeis kato! Oi Ellinides einai sklira karidia!! Den tha mas nikisei i gamimeni i Disneyland!!

Later Alligator *giggles*
Mwuuaahhh!!!!

How Sinful Are You?

eleni81 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:54:04 GMT

I was tagged by foreverfolked and emmakinney and actually took this test in Rory's post.
Now, I'm doing it again and the results are a little different than before. Should I worry, lol!!!

I don't know who to tag so, if you are in my friend list and you want to, please feel free to take this test.

http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%

Envy: 80%

Wrath: 80%

Gluttony: 60%

Pride: 60%

Sloth: 60%

Greed: 40%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

Snow session!

eleni81 — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:17:04 GMT

Here are two videos that my cousin took when we were out playing in the snow Saturday night!!!!

As you can see we are the ONLY people outside on this weather! Does that mean we're not well in the head?!? Just asking, lol!!!

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My new layout and a happy day!

eleni81 — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:56:51 GMT

Check out my new layout!!!

How do you like my new layout? Isn’t it the best!!!! Rory did it for me and it’s the best!!!!

Thank you precious *kissing you* I love the way you combined Brian and Justin with our cities! Athens never looked more beautiful than it looks now and you have to admit that Chicago suits Athens perfectly, right?

Today was a happy day for me! It snowed guys; it actually snowed!!!!! It’s been years since it last snowed here! I’m so happy; I can’t stop bouncing, singing and smiling. It started snowing yesterday morning, but not that much, and now is getting heavier and heavier!!!

Here are some pictures from the park across my house and one of mine when I went outside!

Yesterday morning

Today

And here is one of me and if you laugh, I will hunt you down and kick your asses, lol!!!

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Wishes, wishes, wishes!!!

eleni81 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:01:31 GMT

First, I want to wish Happy Birthday to our friend mrzackehpants

Happy Birthday honey! I wish you all the happiness in the world. Thank you for sharing your stories and videos with all of us. You are really very talented!
Have fan tonight with your special someone today and since it’s Valentines Day today, I guess the night would be much, much better!!!

Also… HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!!!

I’m not big for this holiday but I believe that you have to celebrate love in any form or shape. So, have an amazing time with your loved ones; family, friends, children, lovers, it doesn’t really matter as long as you are all truly happy!

Hugs to all of you, Helen

Happy Birthday!!!

eleni81 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:39:20 GMT

Myspace layouts

Happy Birthday gerri71 I wish you an amazing day full of sweets, drinks, friends, lovers and lots of SEX!!!!

Another Meme!

eleni81 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:40:27 GMT

I got this from elyxer so it's really her fault, LOL!!!!

01. Elaborate on your default icon.
My firsts name initial, nothing special. I just liked it cause it’s shine and sparkly!!

03. Ever have a near-death experience?
When I was three we had a car accident with my parents. We were going to a wedding on a winter day and the roads were slippery with snow. My father lost control of the car and it ended at the edge of the cliff. You know how in the movies the car is half hanging in the air and the other half is barely on the ground? It was like that only, I don’t remember much. All I remember is my father telling us to not move and that he was sorry. Thank God a bus was behind us and the driver helped us immediately.

04. Name an obvious quality you have.
I can stay calm and composed without losing it in the worst of times. I’m closing up, not allowing my self to freak out and I would be your rock and handle everything even if the situation is the worst for me. Afterwards, when everything is okay, I will allow my self to lose it.

05. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Caramel by Suzanne Vega. It’s a very sensual song guys, trust me, lol!

06. Any celeb you would marry?
I don’t want to marry a celebrity but I would like to sleep with one or two of them. Johnny Depp –I love this guy since I was 15! – and Monica Bellucci ‘cause, let’s face it, the woman is fucking HOT!!!!

08. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Does Miss Piggy from Muppet Show counts? Seriously, everyone here calls me Miss Piggy. I think I’m gonna have to start searching for my own Kermit, lol!

09. Do you wear a watch?
Yep, I can’t go out without wearing a watch and my keys!

10. Do you have anything pierced?
One piercing to each ear and I want to pierce my lower lip sometime in the future.

11. Do you have any tattoos?
I’m getting one this summer!!! I wanted to do it since I was 18 but I have a needle-phobia, lol! But I will do it ‘cause I can’t stop thinking about it!

13. Do you like to shop?
Not really; just the necessities, and that’s only when I REALLY HAVE TO!!!

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
I always pay with cash, I don’t have a card. Not having a permanent job can do that to you.

15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
I don’t have a credit card damn it!!!!!

16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My grandmother called me, the one that hates me, to demand my presence to her house! Apparently my asshole uncle has a little gathering after his accident, the one that I helped him and ended up being swearing and screaming without even hearing a thank you! I told her to fuck off and hung up. I have a feeling that my father is gonna be pissed!

18. What is the background on your cell phone?
It’s a picture of two little boys. The one has his lips out, ready to be kissed, telling the other, "When I put my lips like this, I want you to kiss me"

19. Do you like redheads?
I don’t really care about the hair color. My partner can have them blue for all I care and I’d still feel horny, lol!

20. Do you know any twins?
Nope, I don’t.

21. Do you have any weird relatives?
All my relatives are weird. That, or I’m the weird one, lol!!

22. What was the last movie you watched?
The Orphanage. I love horror movies and that was a pretty good one!

23. What was the last book you read?
A Greek one, ‘Silence is the most powerful sound’ (in rough translation). It’s my best friends George third book and it was an amazing one!

25. What's your favorite book?
The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupery (I think I spell it right). THE most amazing book every child should read.

26. When was the last time you visited the street where you first lived?
I still live there, ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

27. When was the last time you googled your own name?
Never think to do it. Why would I want to?

28. What was/is your favorite subject at school?
Psychology, Latin and Literature. The best days at school were the days that I had those three subjects in my schedule!

29. What was/is your least favorite subject at school?
Algebra, Trigonometry, Physics and Chemistry! It’s a miracle that I’ve actually graduated high school knowing that I almost failed to those four subjects.

30. Do you like having your photograph taken?
FUCK NO!!!! My pictures are just awful. I look so bad that you can use them to scare a little child to eat his broccoli, lol!

32. Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Sanity? What’s that? Is it eatable?

33. How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
Almost everyone else’s except mine!!! I just can’t seem to memorize it and I’ve been using the same number for four years!!!

34. Can you Limbo?
Nope, but I’m flexible!!!

35. Have you ever killed your own dinner?
No, and I don’t think that I could do it either!

36. How long have you been living at your current residence?
Fifteen long years!

38. What's your ideal breakfast?
I don’t usually eat breakfast. A cup of coffee and I’m ready to conquer the world, hehe!!

39. Where are you right now?
Living room trying to answer to all these questions. Was it that long when I started it?

40. Why do you blog?
Because I can!!!

41. What would you call your autobiography?
Readers Discretion is Advised!

42. What's the longest time you've stayed out of the country/where?
I’ve never had to stay out of my country but I had to spend a rather painful year in my grandmother’s country house with her there! Let’s just say that she’s still alive and I now have more white hair that I can count.

43. Do you use ICQ, AIM, etc..?
I only use MSN and that’s only when it lets me! I’m telling you, messengers are out to get me!!!

44. Do you have nightmares frequently?
Yeah, and sometimes are so painful that I wake up with swollen tearstained eyes!

45. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
That’s pretty easy; NO!!! I’m a very difficult person and even though I love my friends to death, I know that there are times that they just want to kill me!

46. Which TV character could you be friends with?
Fox Mulder from X-Files ‘cause lets face it guys, the truth IS out there! LOL!!!

47. What's on your mouse pad?
I use my laptops mouse so I don’t have a mouse pad.

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What's your sign?

eleni81 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:33:16 GMT

Funny Horoscopes

A friend sent this to me last night and I found it hilarious, and pretty accurate too!
Wanna give it a try? It’s not as stupid as you think and you might actually find pieces of your character in there! I know I did, lol!!!
Ohhh and by the way, I’m Aries and my "horns are in everyone else’s asses" –at least that’s what it says, hehe!!!

Aries

Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.

Taurus

You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.

Gemini

Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses. Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.

Cancer

You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation. A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans

Leo

You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos. A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.

Virgo

You are a pain in the ass. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor. Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ass. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.

Libra

You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards. The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.

Scorpio

You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt. Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.

Sagittarius

Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church. Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.

Capricorn

Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns

Aquarius

The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do. Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

Pisces

Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer. Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ass and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.

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eleni81 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:23:08 GMT

Hey guys, check out my new layout.
foreverfolked made it for me!!! Isn’t it amazing?!?!

Thank you precious. I know you have a million things to do and I also know that you’ve working on this for so long. Thanks for the time and the effort. I really love it when you do those things for me. I logged in and saw something completely new and so beautiful it put a smile on my face!

The last couple of months were so hard, and they still are. You doing something like that for me, well… it make me feel good again *hugs you*

Love you precious,
Yours, Helen

MEME

eleni81 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:15:56 GMT

I was tagged by

foreverfolked

List five habits/quirks/facts about myself and then tag someone else. Ok, here goes…

1. I absolutely CANNOT go to sleep if there are dirty dishes in the sink!!! I will turn and squirm in my bed and in the end I will get up and do them! Yeah I know, crazy Greek here but I really DO have the Monica Geller syndrome, LOL!!!

2. I love chocolate and coffee! I could easily live with only having those two and if you get all mean on me and take them away from me, you will be my enemy FOREVER *looking suspicious around while hiding boxes of coffee and chocolate under the bed*

3. When I was 3-years-old, I used to smoke! Yeah, you read right, smoke! I would see everyone around me doing it and thought that it was a TO DO thing! Needless to say that my parents were going nuts with me but I still wouldn’t stop! So, one day, my father told me that if I had to do it, I should do it right. He told me to swallow the smoke and... well... let’s just say that I’ve never smoked since.

4. My hearing is so good that I once was awaken by a butterfly’s flipping wings. You know that wheezy sound that only animals and abnormal people would hear? Well, I AM one of those abnormal people, lol! My family and friends are calling me weird and my doctor said that he had never seen anything like that before!

Hey, I heard that!!!!!! LMAO!!!

5. My Greek friends and mother call me Batangel because even though I look so good and innocent with the pale skin and green eyes, I’m a real bitch that would kick your ass if you hurt me or my loved ones.

So, that’s it; that’s all of me, haha!!!

I’m tagging:

smevalicious libertysfic draccone seanata tdorian

Our first one!

eleni81 — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:22:32 GMT

It was 7.17 am and the earth started moving once again! Are we really surprised? Nope, we are not!!!!
We just had the first earthquake of 2008, yay!!!! I was wondering when that was gonna happen. But, really, I'm SO fed up with this shit!!! It was WAY to ealry in the morning -ok, maybe 7.17 am isn't that early but I was up 'till 4.30am chatting with George. Give me a freaking break here!!!!

6.5 on the Richter scale and my head was once again hit with the fucking snowball!!! I'm telling you, that thing is out to get me! Every time there is an earthquake, the fucking snowball ends up on my head. Where ever I put it, the damn thing finds its way to my freaking head!!!!!

It might look small and cute but in reality it's a lethal weapon!!! Really, how many hits my poor little head can take? For two years now, I'm a moving target for that thing!!!!

I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to move out from this country; somewhere that there are NO earthquakes. Got any ideas???

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're 21!!!!

eleni81 — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:09:54 GMT

I want to wish

to my beautiful, smart, crazy, talented H.H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are an amazing woman my H.H and I'm honored to be your friend. Thank you for everything you have done for me.
I wish you all the happiness -and sex, let's not forget about sex - in the world. Always be loved and cherished the way you deserve to be.

And now,

Drink and dance till you can't feel your body anymore, or you pass out whatever comes first, lol!!!!!

Hugs you tight my H.H,

Happy New Year!!!

eleni81 — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:01:11 GMT

Happy New Year everyone!!!

I wish to each and every one of you love, health, inspiration, stability and lots of SEX!!!!
May 2008 be a million times better than 2007 and give you all what ever your heart desire!

Should I stay or should I go?

eleni81 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:00:16 GMT

I got this from smevalicious.... at least I think I did, lol! It's pretty funny, you should give it a try!

1.Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

1.) Are you a male or female?
Weeping Willows

2.) Describe yourself?
What’s going on
(Exactly how I always feel!!!)

3) What do you look like?
A modern myth
(Yeah.. I wish, lol!!!!)

4.) Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
Dancing Queen
(More of a Drama Queen)

5.) Describe your current location:
Crazy
(Yep, that’s sounds perfect)

6.) Describe your family:
Ain’t no sunshine

7.) Describe what you want to be:
Black Velvet
(No comment lol!!!!)

8) Describe your best friend:
Bed Of Nails

9.) Your favorite color is:
Poison
(I could say so much more…)

10.) You know that:
Back to black
(Huh?)

11.) What is the weather like?
Crying
(Ok, that’s scary!)

12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
Respect
(Mmm… nice!!!)

13.) What is life to you?
Lala
(Yep, that’s accurate too, lol)

14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
Everything Burns

15.) Describe your love life:
Carousel
(Now, THAT’S scary!)

16.) How are you going to die:
I like the way you move
(Well, it’s one way to go, lol!!!)

17.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Broken

18) What do your friends think of you?
Unbelievable
(Good to know, hehe)

19) What is your funeral song going to be?
Strong enough
(Not that strong if it’s my funeral, lol!!!)

20) What are you going to repost this as?
Should I stay or should I go

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Christmas Gift Giver!!!

eleni81 — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:15:32 GMT

Qaf Music!!!!

eleni81 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:46:18 GMT

A really cool present awaited me today in my mail box!

My French friend, aka

tdoriansent me all the QAF music cds that she had!!!! I’d never really thought to buy them along with the DVDs. I always loved the songs that played in the series and when she offered to send them to me, I happily accepted!!! And not only QAF music, no! She sent me three more cd’s that not only I but my sister loved them as well!!! Now, I can’t stop listening to them; I’m driving everyone crazy, lol!!!

I want to thank you Gorgeous for everything that you have done for me so far. You and Tay were the light in the darkness that little by little was consuming me. The last month was pure hell for me and I wouldn’t have made it if you weren’t there those nights that I needed someone. You kept me sane and made me understand that some things are simply not our fault. You were my Claudius gorgeous and I will never forget that.

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FUNNY!!!

eleni81 — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:32:18 GMT

I ‘stole’ this from elyxer as always. Give it a try, it will make you smile; I know I did!

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Sparkle Benz    can someone say GAY!!!!

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Chocolate Sneakers   not too good for a gangsta name, hehe!

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Horse   no comment, lol!

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Anastasia Dove   that could actually work, lol!

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): SamHe oooookay

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Black Beer   huh?!?! just cal me Three B’s, hehe!

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Spyrous Panagiotis   I bet you can’t even pronounce them, LOL!!!!

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Pleasures Licorice   hahaha the best ever, lol!!!

9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Dora Drama   drama indeed, lol!!!

10. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Winter Gardenia    mmm… dark and sexy. I love it!!! LOL!!!

11. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Watermelon Pajamas    just imagine it *giggles*

12. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Cereal Cherry    too girly?

13. NEW LJ ID: (One word from your street name, a nickname of a family member): Admetou Nanaki    my sister will fucking kill me, LMAO!!!

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Wanna laugh?

eleni81 — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:35:12 GMT

My family is like the Bundy family from Married with Children, only we don’t have a horny brother in the house, lol!!

Last night there was an earthquake while I was chatting with Keighley on the MSN. It’s something that happens quite often here but last night’s was a big one!

So, picture this:

An hour after midnight and my sister talks on the phone with her American ‘friend’, Paul. I’m on the MSN talking to Keighley and reading an amazing vampire story; my parents were fast asleep. And suddenly, the earth starts moving!

Now, is a good time to tell you all that my sister and mother are scared shitless of earthquakes.

Ok, so, the earth starts moving and my sister starts yelling to Paul, in fluent Greek mind you, “Seismos!!!”

She gets up and starts running to the exit while still yelling to poor Paul, which later on I’ve learned he was about to jump on the first flight to Greece!

My mother was screaming to my father to, ”Wake up and get the kids, I have to RUN!” Keep in mind that said kids are 26 and 28 years old! She run to the exit and met with my sister that she frantically tried to unlock the door with her cell-phones antenna!!!! At least, she had turned to the English mode and Paul could understand what she was saying, lol!

My mother was still yelling to my father and trying to wake him up. His respond were, ”Get back in the bed honey, it’s just a small earthquake,” and turned to the other side of the bed!

I, on the other hand, was trapped in my bedroom. I couldn’t get the door open ‘cause the earthquake was preventing the lock to turn and the DVDs from my bookcase were landing on my head! I really didn’t know that season four of QAF was that heavy, lol!
I couldn’t stop laughing; hearing my sister talking to Paul and my mother trying to wake my father up and out of bed! Of course, no one bothered to come and check on me; they could hear my laugher!

Anyway, the earthquake lasted 25 seconds and it was a 4.9R. We, and all the neighbors, spent the night on the park across my house. It was a cold night last night and with a freaked out mother I couldn’t get back into the house. Thank God my Godmother kept her occupied and I run back upstairs and printed out two chapters of the vamp story that I was reading.

It was a little after 6 a.m when we finally got into the house. Needless to say that my father was still sleeping on his very big and VERY warm bed!!!

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Which sexual position were you born at?

eleni81 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:38:24 GMT

I was born on March 31^st and can someone please tell me why he has his legs up in the air?

Don't forget to write YOUR date of birth, lol!!!

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Happy Thanks Giving!!!

eleni81 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:51:53 GMT

Even though we don't celebrate it here, I want to wish to all of you

Happy Thanks Giving!!!

Drink and eat and then drink some more and...ohhh, don't forget to DRINK guys, lol !!!!

Have fun everyone,

Hugs,

Helen

p.s: I had a friendly request from someone you ALL know. Maybe you can help him? LMAO!!!!!

Is it true?

eleni81 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:35:49 GMT

I saw this in

libertysfic Lj and thought 'Why not?' So, here is my name's meaning!

What Helen Means

H is for Humorous

E is for Exquisite

L is for Lovesick

E is for Excellent

N is for Normal

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyournamemeanquiz/

Yay! dancing around the room

eleni81 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:41:40 GMT

The mail came today and I had a package from France! Judy, aka Big J, sent me some QAF goodies that put a permanent smile in my face!!!! Videos and movies and an amazing music CD; things that I always wanted but couldn't buy without a credit card! Isn't she AMAZING?

Thank you honey, you are the best!!!!!

Glitter Graphics - GlitterLive.com

I 'stole' this from Rena

eleni81 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:45:41 GMT

Comment and I'll...

1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

More bitching!

eleni81 — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:51:29 GMT

Why do I have to be good to someone that doesn't like me?

I can hear my mother's voice inside my head; telling me that it's only right to spend every single second of your free time with a man that not only he doesn't like you, but he hates you as well!!! Grrrrrrrr.... Have I said how much I hate relatives????

My father's brother has a 'thing' with pigeons since he was a child. He has a dovecote -is that the right name? -and breeds pigeons! Last week, he went to his roof to help one of the poor birds that had hurt herself and fell off the roof!!! He's alive, thank God, but he has three broken ribs and lot's of cuts and bruises! Doctors told us and especially my sister, who is a doctor, that he was a very lucky man and that he has to stay in the hospital for two weeks. And this is when my drama starts!

You see, my father's family doesn't like me. My uncle and grandmother hate my guts while they adore my sister! I don't really know why and I'm not exaggerating. They didn't even come to my christen, which is a HUGE thing here. I have memories of them telling my sister, in frond of me, that they love her more than me and that they would like it if I weren't here! And all that when I was a child!!!!! Can you even imagine how I felt when as a child I heard my grandmother saying that? I was only five and that's my very first memory of the world! Yeah, it sucks to be me!
Now that my uncle is in the hospital, and since I'm the only one with 'free' time, I have to spend every single second of my day babysitting my uncle and wait on him!!! When I tried to refuse, my mother said that she understands my reasons but this is something that I HAVE to do cause everyone else is busy.
All day he bitches at me, asking for things that he can't have. I run around the hospital to get him whatever he needs every other hour and feeding him as well since he's not allowed to move! He never thanks me and not only that, but he actually called me insensitive cause he caught me once reading a book while he was sleeping!!!!

Now, he's back home to his wife and I can't be thankful enough! Of course no one thanked me, since it was my 'obligation' to help my uncle!

Grrrrrrrrr............ have I mentioned how much I fucking HATE relatives???
Thank you Keighley *hugging you* for everything. You really were my sunshine through all this!

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"Bring the drugs baby, I can bring my pain."

*giggles*

for Marie

How Sinful Are You?

Snow session!

My new layout and a happy day!

Wishes, wishes, wishes!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Another Meme!

What's your sign?

MEME

Our first one!

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're 21!!!!

Happy New Year!!!

Should I stay or should I go?

Christmas Gift Giver!!!

Qaf Music!!!!

FUNNY!!!

Wanna laugh?

Which sexual position were you born at?

Happy Thanks Giving!!!

Is it true?

Yay! *dancing around the room*

I 'stole' this from Rena

More bitching!

giggles

Yay! dancing around the room