kind of locked but not really anymore

Forewarning: I have a capslock/full throttle issue, I really like to talk about is various super attractive fictional people and how much I feel they should be making out, I live in a near-constant state of nostalgia, I like lame things, by the time I get around to seeing the hip movies they are no longer hip, I only shower every other day, I think new shoes are exciting news, I really (really) like korean pop music, 93% of the time I will pick fun TV over good TV, my most dominant personality trait is contrariness, my favorite sport will probably always be figure skating, I am boring.

But if you want to be friends anyway, this is the place to ask.