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I know I said no posts for a while. We make plans and God laughs
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The Dizziness of the Good Samaritan
What does it mean to have the best intentions in hall of mirrors
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28 Years Later is a subversive Masterpiece about Modern Man’s need for confrontation with Death & has single-handedly revitalized Cinema as…
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The "A Minecraft Movie" movie is the most reactionary movie I've ever seen and the future zoomer world order is bright and wonderful
I would have called it "The humiliation of the coward Jack Black and the end of irony"
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The Act of Reading: Literacy and Alienation
Who can see the camera. Literacy, post-literacy and breaking the fourth wall in social-media-mediated life
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On Getting a New Job and Quitting your New Job
An inquiry into Value
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Succession TV Show Review
They should have called it Temporarily Embarrassed Billionaires
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