Dinnertime conversation

"That's a lot of food."

"Yes, but it's not much currency."

"Um... you mean it didn't cost much?"

"No, I mean if you took it to a bank, there wouldn't be much you could exchange it for. There really isn't a lot of currency in that wok. Hm... Not much concrete there, either."

"Ok, now you need to shut up."

The relationship continues to be wonderful. She keeps promising to kill me, but never actually does.